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  StopDropNRoll  |  11

Ok this one us for 30. Your comment is great it made me laugh. But if you think about it. If you duck your going to get lemons to the face instead of the nuts. Just saying

  Jammy01jams  |  2

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back, get mad. What am I supposed to do with these? I don't want your damn lemons!

Lemon Grenades will burn your house / / /

  smmrgrl  |  1

OP didn't check out videos by raywilliamjohnson, smosh and this new one I found, mscelebritylife. otherwise cyanide and happiness is always a good choice (:

  spaerro  |  8

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

By  yamatelle  |  19

Op, you need to do something about this. He's been letting his dogs empty their piss pipes and poop chutes in your yard, and now he's giving you nutshots with lemons?
Watermelon his house. That'll teach him.