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By Dana - United States
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhoods garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
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Sorry…

Dementia or hate? You decide

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 23:01 - United States - Georgetown

Make it work

Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML
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  tb15  |  0

That seems to be a common FML theme. some other common themes are...
Crazy b#*@h meets karma
[email protected] meets karma
ridiculous boyfriend/ girlfriend
getting called either fat or ugly

It's nice to see a totally undeserved FML

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  fkdUPbruhz  |  0

Fop, grow a dik u tool haha who givs a fk about apostrophes! Meejee, well played my frend, well played. . . But bad luck about the trash smashing u and all that's just plain unlucky

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