Today, it was the first sunny spring day that I had off from work. I spent the morning making a picnic lunch and took my girlfriend to a beautiful spot overlooking the lake. I did not count on a bird flying by with perfect poop aim as soon as we spread out the food. FML
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AnthonyCS5
| 19
That bird is probably single like me and wanted you relationship people to be "down in the dumps." I like the way that bird thinks! Lol!
By
Eashy
| 16
There is no way the poop hit everything unless it was clustered together. Just toss whatever was hit away and eat the untouched food.
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By
AnthonyCS5
| 19
That bird is probably single like me and wanted you relationship people to be "down in the dumps." I like the way that bird thinks! Lol!
By
Eashy
| 16
There is no way the poop hit everything unless it was clustered together. Just toss whatever was hit away and eat the untouched food.
By
Glowworm56
| 25
Hey bird! Stop pooping on my picnic!
By
RichardPencil
| 28
Supposedly, that's good luck.
If that's so, I'll smash a mirror and take my chances.
If that's so, I'll smash a mirror and take my chances.
By
vicewinner
| 4
You will remember this much longer that a regular boring picnic. Maybe telling this story to your kids and grandkids. Be grateful.
By
dees_86
| 6
83 Ok