By Reggie - 12/05/2017 12:00
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Hey bird! Stop pooping on my picnic!
Supposedly, that's good luck. If that's so, I'll smash a mirror and take my chances.
You will remember this much longer that a regular boring picnic. Maybe telling this story to your kids and grandkids. Be grateful.
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That bird is probably single like me and wanted you relationship people to be "down in the dumps." I like the way that bird thinks! Lol!
There is no way the poop hit everything unless it was clustered together. Just toss whatever was hit away and eat the untouched food.