FML : Today, it was the first sunny spring day that I had off from work. I spent the morning making a picnic lunch and took my girlfriend to a beautiful spot...

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Today, it was the first sunny spring day that I had off from work. I spent the morning making a picnic lunch and took my girlfriend to a beautiful spot overlooking the lake. I did not count on a bird flying by with perfect poop aim as soon as we spread out the food. FML

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By Reggie - / Friday 12 May 2017 12:00 /

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By AnthonyCS5 | 18

#7453438 - Friday 12 May 2017 13:30

That bird is probably single like me and wanted you relationship people to be "down in the dumps." I like the way that bird thinks! Lol!

By Eashy | 16

#7453442 - Friday 12 May 2017 13:45

There is no way the poop hit everything unless it was clustered together. Just toss whatever was hit away and eat the untouched food.

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By AnthonyCS5 | 18

#7453438 - Friday 12 May 2017 13:30

That bird is probably single like me and wanted you relationship people to be "down in the dumps." I like the way that bird thinks! Lol!

By Eashy | 16

#7453442 - Friday 12 May 2017 13:45

There is no way the poop hit everything unless it was clustered together. Just toss whatever was hit away and eat the untouched food.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7453497 - Friday 12 May 2017 15:17

Hey bird! Stop pooping on my picnic!

By RichardPencil | 25

#7453544 - Friday 12 May 2017 16:53

Supposedly, that's good luck.

If that's so, I'll smash a mirror and take my chances.

By vicewinner | 3

#7453686 - Friday 12 May 2017 21:58

You will remember this much longer that a regular boring picnic. Maybe telling this story to your kids and grandkids. Be grateful.

By dees_86 | 6

#7453861 - Saturday 13 May 2017 7:51

83 Ok

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