By Reggie - 12/05/2017 12:00

Today, it was the first sunny spring day that I had off from work. I spent the morning making a picnic lunch and took my girlfriend to a beautiful spot overlooking the lake. I did not count on a bird flying by with perfect poop aim as soon as we spread out the food. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 590
You deserved it 207

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That bird is probably single like me and wanted you relationship people to be "down in the dumps." I like the way that bird thinks! Lol!

There is no way the poop hit everything unless it was clustered together. Just toss whatever was hit away and eat the untouched food.

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That bird is probably single like me and wanted you relationship people to be "down in the dumps." I like the way that bird thinks! Lol!

There is no way the poop hit everything unless it was clustered together. Just toss whatever was hit away and eat the untouched food.

Hey bird! Stop pooping on my picnic!

Supposedly, that's good luck. If that's so, I'll smash a mirror and take my chances.

You will remember this much longer that a regular boring picnic. Maybe telling this story to your kids and grandkids. Be grateful.