FML : Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML

Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By not_very_smart - / Wednesday 24 July 2013 06:44 / United States

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By isallwaysme | 27

#5595729 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:23

i have never seen anybody sweat that much before. i would assume you were literally sweating enough to fill buckets

By isallwaysme | 27

#5595736 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:27

for your consideration; the following comments have/will never been/be funny;--Shitty situation--sticky situation--slippery situation--etc..please stop posting comments like these for the sanity of others. thank you very much.

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By fakedsincerity | 32

#5595717 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:15

That's a slippery situation.

isallwaysme | 27

#5595736 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:27

isallwaysme | 27

#5595761 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:50

touché

daniel_0084 | 14

#5595785 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 13:11

Haha

Ambient25 | 24

#5595857 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 14:23

I find this whole situation emasculating

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5596196 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 18:47

I'm flabbergasted by these comments. It behooves me that words such as emasculated are being uttered in such divine fashion

By noelasis94 | 18

#5595719 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:18

Remember safety first.

patrickalamo | 47

#5595800 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 13:25

Bring a towel...

Uramonkey | 11

#5595916 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 15:20

And take a shower...

ironichalibut | 24

#5595918 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 15:21

And no running around the pool

Or bringing towels that only want to get high.

ilianaaa | 8

#5596183 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 18:39

Honestly, I've done this. but I never got a concussion, I just slipped and caught myself lol

By roro_superloser | 13

#5595722 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:20

Sorry OP. that blows.

daniel_0084 | 14

#5595774 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:59

You deserve it. Who the hell falls in their own sweat.

isallwaysme | 27

#5595780 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 13:04

yeah like really, YDI for sweating, freak.

daniel_0084 | 14

#5595793 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 13:17

He doesn't deserve for sweating. He deserves it because he was dumb enough to fall in it.

DaDezza244 | 31

#5595926 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 15:31

22, OP is a girl you imbecile

daniel_0084 | 14

#5596414 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 21:40

35 So are you calling me retarded or a criminal. Because last I checked, OP doesn't mention their gender once in the FML.

xplicitkontent | 18

#5596647 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 23:51

The female gender sign is located right next to the OP's username.

By missfrenchie | 11

#5595723 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:20

There's as lip and slide at your gym cool! but remember ! Wear a helmet ;)
But in all seriousness, hope you feel better :)

rocker_chick105 | 31

#5595850 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 14:16

A lip and slide huh? Sounds kinky ;)

Catkam623 | 27

#5596042 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 16:36

Sounds like a blowjob.

missfrenchie | 11

#5596437 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 21:59

Uuurrghh -.- I meant SLIP and slide... I was typing too fast

By tenac71 | 6

#5595724 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:20

bummer man.

GoBoulder | 20

#5596950 - Thursday 25 July 2013 6:07

OP is female.

By isallwaysme | 27

#5595729 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:23

i have never seen anybody sweat that much before. i would assume you were literally sweating enough to fill buckets

ironichalibut | 24

#5595919 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 15:22

Or a pool..

outoftown | 26

#5596860 - Thursday 25 July 2013 3:43

I've seen it. Wished the guy had put towels on the floor around the machine.
"Clean-up at step machine 3!"

By venus89 | 17

#5595731 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:24

At the doctor didn't tell you that you smelled. :)

radmuffin | 12

#5596082 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 17:05

It's like she's trying to speak to me!?

Zen_Mei | 17

#5596344 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 20:15

#7 Your English teacher didn't teach you how to construct proper sentences?

By purebliss_fml | 19

#5595733 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:24

You must sweat a lot. Sounds like you had a good workout!

By tj5810 | 21

#5595734 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:24

Time to invest in either better shoes or a better gym...

By azwethinkweiz87 | 11

#5595745 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:36

You didn't have a mat down on the floor when you were working out? And no air conditioning yeouch!

ironichalibut | 24

#5595897 - Wednesday 24 July 2013 14:58

Maybe they did, but it sank to the bottom of the pool! :o

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