Condom?

How will that help these two girls?

I actually think it's one of those times where you just walk away. It doesn't matter where but dont look back and walk aw.... Screw that shit! RUN!!!

i'd have given her the *dafuq-did-I-just-hear?* look. which involves looking down at her and bearing your back teeth on one side of your mouth.

This is the first FML to actually make me laugh.

Just smile and nod.

There's a certain time of the month when herpes break out so it's probably her time

so apparently herpes has become air born...interesting, that saves me about 4 minutes of work. revenge, here i come.

8- with one cup

How romantic

Diaphragm?

say.. no thats in your pants.

Condoms aren't exactly 100% effective against herpes.

You win the Internet for that song lol

I'd like to know what u remarked after that !!

"Man get the fuck out of here." (yes I know it was a women) lol

*woman

That would have been the most appropriate response lol :D

I don't understand how this qualifies as an FML.

I don't understand this one.

Op look at pretty snow. Pretty girl come sit by op. Op think girl cute. Op try to talk to girl. Girl randomly blurts out some shit about herpes... Helpful? You're welcome.

You're wrong too, 39. For one thing, OP's a girl. She was joined by a girl who was also fascinated by the snow (it nowhere says that she thinks the girl is pretty). The girl blurts out some random shit, and OP is left there thinking: 'dafuq?'.

Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I was already starting to fantasize about two girls and a lovely snowy background.... And yes, I did realize they were both girls, hence the reason I deleted "then ops penis randomly decided to invert"... So yea... :/

Lol, dafuq

Why my comments keep getting deleted ~.~ RAGE!! not really... :/ but what the hell... Trying to justify why my comment was wrong.. :/

If you need justification just dont post

Torva there this is that penis you deleted saying shit while shitting and reading a book on 75's profile picture 0_o with glasses must be nerd one Btw the head is look like darth wader's head Your argument is invalid

Oh shit i said wader sorry Sorry Darth Vader it is...

Her perception of life is...different lol.

Her perception of life... Is fucked up! Lol who says that???

could you imagine what she thinks when its windy out?

Well that's college for you.

That was one awkward conversation

She really sounds like one of those psycho girls out there.

Not really psycho, she sounded more kind of unserious ^^ The first I thought about when I heard "herpes in the air" is "love in the air" if herpes is transmitted from contact between lips or mouth, which can be considered a sign of affection or love, hence "herpes in the air"

I think that you are overthinking it just a bit. I'm going to go with her being a little crazy.

Awkward? I found it hysterical. You should've commented "no wonder my allergies are acting up."

Awkwardliness at Its best

Think OP of this FML took the girl a little too srs, she might have just been making a joke. With that said W T F. Shits just weird.

This reminded me of Loony Luna in Harry Potter. I could see her saying something like that.

You mean Luna Lovegood? Where's 'Loony' from?

Thats her nickname, dont you know? From lunatic...

160- You obviously haven't read te books or paid attention to the movies if you didn't know that was her nick name.

Technically, there is.

For some reason, I pictured Luna Lovegood saying it.

"There's herpes in the air today." *Awkard silence.* "I hope they have pudding." *Hops off ledge, skips away." Scene.

Luna is the most adorable person ever!!!! I wish she was real :(

#6 I thought that too!

thats exactly wat i pictured.

Haha me too! I can see the crazy glassy stare and secret smile!

So glad I wasn't alone on that one.

That's funny. I pictured Phil Collins singing it.

23 paints the perfect picture

I could so see that!

Me too! She's probably one of my favourite characters, other than Snape!

me too...

I swear I was just about to type that!

Me too!

I wish my girlfriend was as bubbly as Luna.

Lol me too xD

Who?

ME TOO!!!!

Fair warning.