By intheairtonight - United States - Minneapolis
  Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML
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  Torva_fml  |  16

Op look at pretty snow.
Pretty girl come sit by op.
Op think girl cute.
Op try to talk to girl.
Girl randomly blurts out some shit about herpes...
Helpful? You're welcome.


You're wrong too, 39. For one thing, OP's a girl. She was joined by a girl who was also fascinated by the snow (it nowhere says that she thinks the girl is pretty). The girl blurts out some random shit, and OP is left there thinking: 'dafuq?'.

  Torva_fml  |  16

Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I was already starting to fantasize about two girls and a lovely snowy background.... And yes, I did realize they were both girls, hence the reason I deleted "then ops penis randomly decided to invert"... So yea... :/

  KaanTech  |  0

Torva there this is that penis you deleted saying shit while shitting and reading a book on 75's profile picture
0_o with glasses must be nerd one
Btw the head is look like darth wader's head
Your argument is invalid

  Keevarou  |  16

Not really psycho, she sounded more kind of unserious ^^
The first I thought about when I heard "herpes in the air" is "love in the air" if herpes is transmitted from contact between lips or mouth, which can be considered a sign of affection or love, hence "herpes in the air"

  stevenJB  |  25

Luna is the most adorable person ever!!!! I wish she was real :(