By MynameisntToby - 10/12/2009 03:26 - United States

Today, it was raining downtown. I saw an elderly woman crossing the street so I lend her my umbrella and help her across. When we get to the other side, she says "Thank you Toby," and then refuses to give back "her" umbrella to me, loudly enough for a nearby cop to hear. FML
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I know exactly how you feel. I had a really expensive Louis Vuitton handbag, and an old lady just randomly went to the on-duty police officer, and told him that 'I was the one who had taken her bag a few days ago'. When I showed my ID, and all the things that was in it (that were mine) he still didn't believe me. Sucks for you man. FYL indeed =(

what a fucker!

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Wow you got owned

I would have to agree with #1 lol also who is Toby?

Kunta Kinte

Y'all beat me to it. I was going to say I hope OP's not black. :p

Your name is Toby boy!!!

Omg it's fucking Mrs. Lovett!!!!! Three times to get the umbrella nice and sweet and tender, Toby. . .

shoulda drop-kicked her

what a fucker!

Wow. The old lady was probably going senile. I'm sure it was fun explaining what happened to the police.

Or she just wanted a free umbrella.

I know exactly how you feel. I had a really expensive Louis Vuitton handbag, and an old lady just randomly went to the on-duty police officer, and told him that 'I was the one who had taken her bag a few days ago'. When I showed my ID, and all the things that was in it (that were mine) he still didn't believe me. Sucks for you man. FYL indeed =(

really what a bitch. I would hurt someone who did that. My friend lost her iPod (stolen by a 'friend' who she wanted to bone) I got a new one for my birthday in the same color with my name written on the back. She bitched about how I stole her iPod because I had been saying how I wanted one for a month. She went on and on until I showed her the back. The principal was like, "Kacey chill out." She still doesn't believe her crush took her iPod even though he had the same one the next day. She even commented on how much music they had in common. Idiots.

You know things like that really (excuse the french) piss me off. It seems that the laws protect the criminals, and disregard the good people. Sorry too hear that =(

That's funny!! Excuse the french. ??

number 28 that's true it's cuz one person of a group did sumthing the cops blame the whole group. I'm a skater and I get blamed for shit all the time even though I don't do any of it

Lmfao @ the OP's name.

kunta... kinte...

don't be nice to old people.

Thats why you should never help any woman you're not trying to get with, because many will take the opportunity to stab you in the back for your generosity.

Lol I too must agree with #1. On a brighter note you can easily pick up a new umbrella for a few bucks. She could have totally lost it and beat you to a pulp with 'her' umbrella.

Yay an agree-er

I bet that old lady knew EXACTLY what she was doing. She didn't want to walk the rest of her way without an umbrella and played the senile card to keep your umbrella! Ahh the wisdom of old age =)

Seriously. Old people act senile so they can get away with more but I think they know EXACTLY what they are doing. They are a lot smarter than they let on.

They HAVE been here a lot longer than us, after all.

No good deed goes unpunished, as some say.