By lizzie - Canada - Sherwood Park
  Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and sister in the coat room. FML
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  xx000o  |  27

Weak possibility; Maybe he was so drunk he got you and the sister confused.
Na, didn't think so. Get rid of the bastard, this won't be the first or the last time.

  chowE_fml  |  4

No sex in the champagne , I mean coat, room.. That sucks I mean especially since weddings are so expensive. Tell that 2-dollar whore of a sister to help you pay for the wedding which she decided to fuck you over on.

  Elendil_fml  |  10

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  MeLoveCats  |  7

so sorry OP! you don't deserve that on your happy day. something tells me they've been hooking up before considering they were hiding in the coat room, drunk or not. for your next wedding, don't invite your sister. in fact, i'd be surprised if you talk to her again.

  Metallica36176  |  16

I automatically assumed that it was her husband and her sister....but it doesn't specify. After I read it a second time I got her husband and his sister. Anyone want to help clarify? Maybe I'm just sick in the head but the wording...

  elevyn  |  16

"my drunk husband and sister" kind of insinuates it's her husband and her sister. If it was his sister it would say 'my drunk husband and his sister'.

#173 beat me to it :(

  ohjoy15  |  33

@#167 You can think of it like this:

1) "My tea and crumpets"
2) "My (drunk husband) and (sister)"

The hypothetical speaker of the first sentence is trying to say the same thing as "my tea and my crumpets" right? The same goes for the second sentence which is in the FML. It's OP's sister.

By  GrammarNazis  |  6

Wait, did the incident occur before or after the ceremony? I assume yes, in which case make it a one day marriage.

  golden_warrior  |  23

8, you are an idiot. With your logic then only porn stars can keep their husband. She doesn't have to prove that she is better. Divorce that douche of a husband and lay the smack down on your sister.

  larsak  |  3

#36 they're married! Getting a divorce over infidelity is not a reason to divorce. It just means she needs to be better at sex to make it work or else he would look elsewhere.


larsak, you're fucking stupid. You think divorce should never happen? Well what if the person you were with beat you, raped your kid, all manner of sick things; you would still stay with them? Someone is going to use you one day

  AH1Zviper  |  15

So was I. But adultery is out of the question. Fights, children and what not is not a reason to divorce. If OP continues to be this douches wife, then he will continue to cheat. Your logic on marriage is very flawed.