Work: Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender....

By Bob smith - 19/12/2011 20:57 - Australia

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

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By bitch - 07/10/2013 07:37 - Australia

Today, I was working behind the bar at a club. After serving drinks to a guy, he asked me if I could carry them outside to the two girls waiting for him. I scowled at him and told him I wasn't a waitress. That's when I realised he had one arm. FML

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By Sovekipisse - 15/06/2013 22:24 - France - Arthon-en-retz

Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 07:58 - United States

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2020 18:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad. It didn't go well since unfortunately he’s the guy I had to remove from the club I’m the bouncer at, and had to report to the police for getting drunk, stroking himself over his pants and taking photos in the ladies toilets. FML

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By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 21:07 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, a one-eyed drunken homeless man followed me around the store I work at, screaming at me because I turned down his sexual advances. My managers and coworkers wouldn't kick him out because they thought it was funny. FML

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By be_nj - 29/05/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML

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Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:51

Damn those perverted coat stands!

upyourzlolz 11

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:55

Well, that guy is in for a... One night stand.

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jillianmathers12 13

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:55

This is one of my favorite FML's!

himoonkey 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:55

Man, coat stands are evil!

ThatGuyRory 9

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:57

Nothing wrong with being cautious. You never know when a big, muscly coat stand may rape you in the night.

twofirstnames 12

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:57

Night clubs are pretty dark so I don't blame you. But sorry that's hilarious!

katydidbug 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:57

Probably got stood up.

fina444 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:58

Wow

graham11 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:58

Did he grow and shrink in size as people left or went into the bar?

Ari1337 15

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:59

You did the right thing OP. Even though now you look like a idiot, you did the right thing.

Mayjay122 7

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:00

Probably should go see an eye doctor or quite drinking on the job.... I think it's getting to ya dude!

natewilson 9

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:15

The word for "eye doctor" is optometrist and quit is spelled without an E...

graham11 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 5:08

87- did anyone ask you? Didn't think so

causticgirl 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 5:43

Opthomologist

thereal501 2

Tuesday 20 December 2011 7:22

I asked them. I thought it needed to be said.

evilscorpi 29

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:00

Was it that dark inside??

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