FML : Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which...

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Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By birthday girl - / Saturday 27 October 2012 00:14 / Australia

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By FaraPjJammaz | 13

#5086227 - Saturday 27 October 2012 5:07

Aww sorry op. happy birthday :)?

By Poopolicious | 5

#5086230 - Saturday 27 October 2012 5:07

Start Barking and youll get all the attention you want

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By FaraPjJammaz | 13

#5086227 - Saturday 27 October 2012 5:07

Aww sorry op. happy birthday :)?

Drigr | 8

#5086289 - Saturday 27 October 2012 5:18

The FML community always grants birthday wishes:)

hatesfate | 6

#5086463 - Saturday 27 October 2012 5:57

^and spankings. Those are the best parts about birthdays. ,':-)~

JoeRogansBEARD | 15

#5086507 - Saturday 27 October 2012 6:04

On the plus side WE HAVE THE SAME B-DAY

XxDevilxXGt | 26

#5086574 - Saturday 27 October 2012 6:23

Now now don't get jealous of the dog... Wait, a cake made out of BACON!? Did your mom call Epic Meal Time over?

cupcakeluv26 | 7

#5086593 - Saturday 27 October 2012 6:31

You too ^.^ join the birthday club OP ^O^

MagicGiraffe | 12

#5086849 - Saturday 27 October 2012 8:21

My birthday was 3 days ago and I was in the same boat. You have my condolences OP. :/

walmartpaysme | 15

#5087675 - Saturday 27 October 2012 15:57

Wow, 63! What are the odds that TWO mothers made bacon cakes for the dog an forgot about their own kid?

hannahboo15 | 1

#5087964 - Saturday 27 October 2012 17:39

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY TOO! Happy birthday op (:

iOceanus | 18

#5088055 - Saturday 27 October 2012 18:29

Birthday wishes to you all!

By Poopolicious | 5

#5086230 - Saturday 27 October 2012 5:07

Start Barking and youll get all the attention you want

pokefan813 | 16

#5086247 - Saturday 27 October 2012 5:08

Stop dogging the attention!

Sorry it was meant to be its own comment.

herpderpherpderp | 13

#5086739 - Saturday 27 October 2012 7:25

her mum will probably call OP a bitch.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#5088794 - Saturday 27 October 2012 23:55

2- Literally. =]

sonicgreg | 12

#5089693 - Sunday 28 October 2012 5:30

Shit on the carpet.
It's only logical.

leezylvl3 | 3

#5101474 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 16:16

Lmao!

By kawaiikoala93 | 8

#5086239 - Saturday 27 October 2012 5:08

Sorry to let you know, but your mom likes you dog better than you ;) just kidding

Happy Birthday OP :)

epicskier | 3

#5086996 - Saturday 27 October 2012 10:23

Thanks Sherlock

dsbs | 9

#5087700 - Saturday 27 October 2012 16:12

That's about as obvious as the bulge in my pants.

epicskier | 3

#5087924 - Saturday 27 October 2012 17:25

You got a boner from reading this?!

nogood9 | 4

#5088531 - Saturday 27 October 2012 21:34

You didn't?

kingwess | 8

#5088568 - Saturday 27 October 2012 21:44

Bacon cakes do that to ya

By supahcoolperson | 0

#5086241 - Saturday 27 October 2012 5:08

Throw your own party :) happy birthday! I'm sorry your mom didn't do anything :(

T9FTW | 20

#5086346 - Saturday 27 October 2012 5:30

Exactly! And she gave the dogs bacon cake.
...
MMMMM!!! BACON CAKE!!!

By 102Percent | 5

#5086243 - Saturday 27 October 2012 5:08

That must be bacon you crazy.
Damn i suck at puns.

Lasagnaa | 24

#5086780 - Saturday 27 October 2012 7:48

Good try lol

BunchieRules | 31

#5086840 - Saturday 27 October 2012 8:20

Anyone can make a good pun, really. It's a piece of cake... bacon cake... yum.

oj101 | 33

#5086916 - Saturday 27 October 2012 9:11

It was quite pun to read actually :)

mfischer | 17

#5087261 - Saturday 27 October 2012 12:48

Puns are always better if they don't include the word pun.

By BeforeItWasCool | 12

#5086249 - Saturday 27 October 2012 5:09

Wow, what a crappy excuse for a Mom. Happy Birthday, OP.

LiesAndMischief | 4

#5086537 - Saturday 27 October 2012 6:10

Seriously, I cannot even begin to fathom what it would be like if my mom just didn't acknowledge my birthday like that.

Sorry, OP, but happy birthday for what it's worth.