Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML
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FaraPjJammaz
| 13
Aww sorry op. happy birthday :)?
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Poopolicious
| 5
Start Barking and youll get all the attention you want
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FaraPjJammaz
| 13
Aww sorry op. happy birthday :)?
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Drigr
| 9
The FML community always grants birthday wishes:)
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hatesfate
| 6
^and spankings. Those are the best parts about birthdays. ,':-)~
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JoeRogansBEARD
| 15
On the plus side WE HAVE THE SAME B-DAY
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XxDevilxXGt
| 26
Now now don't get jealous of the dog... Wait, a cake made out of BACON!? Did your mom call Epic Meal Time over?
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cupcakeluv26
| 7
You too ^.^ join the birthday club OP ^O^
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MagicGiraffe
| 12
My birthday was 3 days ago and I was in the same boat. You have my condolences OP. :/
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walmartpaysme
| 15
Wow, 63! What are the odds that TWO mothers made bacon cakes for the dog an forgot about their own kid?
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hannahboo15
| 1
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY TOO! Happy birthday op (:
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iOceanus
| 18
Birthday wishes to you all!
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Poopolicious
| 5
Start Barking and youll get all the attention you want
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pokefan813
| 16
Stop dogging the attention!
Sorry it was meant to be its own comment.
Sorry it was meant to be its own comment.
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herpderpherpderp
| 13
her mum will probably call OP a bitch.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
2- Literally. =]
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sonicgreg
| 12
Shit on the carpet.
It's only logical.
It's only logical.
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leezylvl3
| 3
Lmao!
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kawaiikoala93
| 8
Sorry to let you know, but your mom likes you dog better than you ;) just kidding
Happy Birthday OP :)
Happy Birthday OP :)
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epicskier
| 3
Thanks Sherlock
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dsbs
| 9
That's about as obvious as the bulge in my pants.
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epicskier
| 3
You got a boner from reading this?!
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nogood9
| 4
You didn't?
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kingwess
| 8
Bacon cakes do that to ya
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supahcoolperson
| 0
Throw your own party :) happy birthday! I'm sorry your mom didn't do anything :(
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T9FTW
| 20
Exactly! And she gave the dogs bacon cake.
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MMMMM!!! BACON CAKE!!!
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MMMMM!!! BACON CAKE!!!
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102Percent
| 5
That must be bacon you crazy.
Damn i suck at puns.
Damn i suck at puns.
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Lasagnaa
| 24
Good try lol
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BunchieRules
| 31
Anyone can make a good pun, really. It's a piece of cake... bacon cake... yum.
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oj101
| 33
It was quite pun to read actually :)
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mfischer
| 17
Puns are always better if they don't include the word pun.
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BeforeItWasCool
| 12
Wow, what a crappy excuse for a Mom. Happy Birthday, OP.
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LiesAndMischief
| 4
Seriously, I cannot even begin to fathom what it would be like if my mom just didn't acknowledge my birthday like that.
Sorry, OP, but happy birthday for what it's worth.
Sorry, OP, but happy birthday for what it's worth.
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agonydrum
| 7
Why is this a comment on 7's post?
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BeforeItWasCool
| 12
Because 37 is agreeing with me. It's not entirely irrelevant, it's related to my comment.
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oj101
| 33
I hope she's going to throw you a surprise party later on... or will give you a big present late. FYL for definite :(
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arniebrah
| 8
Sorry to hear that... Now Tell me more about this bacon cake you speak of
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therealafroninga
| 10
Bro, all you need is Jack Daniels and Bacon strips.
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the_enigma1019
| 1
Crazy dog lady? Sorry to hear that OP, happy birthday.
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Ciaraaaa44
| 2
Wow, your mom is more of a mom to her dogs than to you. That's sad, but happy birthday...
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Theclarksondales
| 8
So basically she is a bitch?