The FML community always grants birthday wishes:)

^and spankings. Those are the best parts about birthdays. ,':-)~

On the plus side WE HAVE THE SAME B-DAY

Now now don't get jealous of the dog... Wait, a cake made out of BACON!? Did your mom call Epic Meal Time over?

You too ^.^ join the birthday club OP ^O^

My birthday was 3 days ago and I was in the same boat. You have my condolences OP. :/

Wow, 63! What are the odds that TWO mothers made bacon cakes for the dog an forgot about their own kid?

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY TOO! Happy birthday op (:

Birthday wishes to you all!

Stop dogging the attention! Sorry it was meant to be its own comment.

her mum will probably call OP a bitch.

2- Literally. =]

Shit on the carpet. It's only logical.

Lmao!

Thanks Sherlock

That's about as obvious as the bulge in my pants.

You got a boner from reading this?!

You didn't?

Bacon cakes do that to ya

Exactly! And she gave the dogs bacon cake. ... MMMMM!!! BACON CAKE!!!

Good try lol

Anyone can make a good pun, really. It's a piece of cake... bacon cake... yum.

It was quite pun to read actually :)

Puns are always better if they don't include the word pun.

Seriously, I cannot even begin to fathom what it would be like if my mom just didn't acknowledge my birthday like that. Sorry, OP, but happy birthday for what it's worth.

Why is this a comment on 7's post?

Because 37 is agreeing with me. It's not entirely irrelevant, it's related to my comment.

Bro, all you need is Jack Daniels and Bacon strips.

So basically she is a bitch?