By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
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Thinkitthrough 23

Oh that sucks OP. Happy birthday! On one hand he at least made it a happy ending... but I still think it's messed up to pretend like everything is great when it's not. I'm sorry OP

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cheeeksss 29

Yes and no. I agree he made it a good day. And it was thoughtful to not dump her on her actual birthday. On the other hand, I personally will feel crushed from being dumped if I don't see it coming. Usually break ups happen after some thought. I think OP is more hurt that she didn't expect it.

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ImagineCrazy 27

I thought this said brother, not boyfriend...

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sammieshortcake 15

Coming from someone who has experienced it the other way around, he was being compassionate. I got dumped by a long time boyfriend two days before my birthday. I wish he would've waited. It was the worst birthday ever-I kept crying at my own party :/

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Mossygirl357 12

Sorry that sucks. ... but hey at least you had a great day and great sex before he ended things.

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malikbahaa 21

All these comments - that sucks but at least he wasn't being a dick about it - are you serious ?!?!? Having sex with her right before dumping her isn't being a dick ?!?! Come on people

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cari_cat 19

Completely agree. He just lead her on with all of this.

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Siettadulce 21

On the bright side, he made sure you had a wonderful birthday so that's got to count for something right?

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Saraishi 25

How was he not a dick?? He led her on to believe they were doing great.

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RandomUsername88 24

That is both the saddest and the sweetest thing I've ever heard. So sorry OP :(

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JTV6 9

At least he cushioned the blow a little :/

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papygeorges 17

Got dumped on my birthday once, but I didn't even get the birthday sex, I feel robbed right now!

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soulreaper12296 28

At least he gave you a good birthday and waited till it was after your birthday to do it. I doubt most guys would do that.

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