A text message that was an image?

Yes, an MMS probably.

It's something

Not a good something and not even a birthday related something but still a something. True but depressing if you think about it.

Birthdays become depressing when you're not a kid anymore because it means you don't get cool presents, you get age and wisdom and experience. That's nice and all, but I'd rather be a kid.

I still get cool presents on my birthday....

Ok, so I buy them myself, and sometimes I don't wrap them, but I still get excited.

Well, that sounds really sad now that I wrote it down.

#10, your comment is depressing

It's the thought that counts.....?? XD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP.. WE AT FML LOVE YOU.. MAY YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL YEAR AHEAD!
There you go.. I bet you're blushing now

I hate people who patronise others.

And we hate you too. Happy Birthday, OP!

46, I can't stop giggling at how perfectly your comment and pic go together..

Alright... Who else sang that?

Sorry to hear that, OP.
Also, Happy Birthday to you :)

Happy Birthday! :) Alright, you caught me. I'm throwing you a surprise party :D

For what it's what.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

*worth?

Happy birthday!

Oh ,hopefully it wasn't a dick pic •~• Happy belated birthday !

I'm pretty sure it was considering OP said "sexual image meant for my mother."

So I assume you were just jealous that the nood wasn't meant for you?

Email me and I'll send you a birthday nood. I'll even put a bow on it, just for you.

Happy birthday.

I thought it was OP who was supposed to be in their birthday suit.

#23: I have been so used to correcting grammar, that I did a double-take at your use of "their". I am pleasantly surprised.

This has been the first time Doc has only had negative votes...

actually, instead of 'their,' it should be 'his or her'

#38- No, he's actually been thumbed down quite a bit before. He's posted thousands of comments; as with anyone else, it's only expected that some comments are going to suck (but I thought this one was pretty good).

This one was good, 85, but I guess when this FML was posted people were in a bad mood because he had -12 likes.