By Schubey - Canada - North Bay
Today, it was my birthday, and I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently, by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did, however, make a point to say "happy birthday" before they left. FML
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  bwhahaha_fml  |  10

69 I believe 50 was referring to the park itself. Sure he can hide in a suitcase and hope to pass the border and end up in the hotel but he will still not get into the park since normal people(you may be different 69) leave their suitcases in the hotel and go to the park with a little bag which a human could not fit in.

  Maddidaddi  |  0

When people get to hotels, they usually open their suitcase to get aomething before going out. So OP would be like, "ha!" and they'd have to either buy him a ticket or leave or do something else.

  ucoolgirl31  |  20

86 - No I agree. Haha. But it depends on how often you get left home alone while your parents go on a trip without you. I mean if you don't get left home often then yeah definitely house party. But if you do get left alone a lot then I would maybe want to go with them for some of the trips. :)

  KeyboardMe  |  2

Why are you getting so worked over the gender. In the end, the point is that the OP, REGARDLESS of gender, didn't get to go to Disneyland. Suggestions from commenters apply regardless of OP's gender.

  hemz_fml  |  13

I think he intentionally left you alone at home to have your girlfriend over or something because no one would do this unless you're old enough to be at home alone so think of the possibilities.

By  myrrhdyrrh  |  3

Ouch, sorry op, atleast your parents are enjoying themselves right?

  MedKits  |  9

Parents' jobs are hard, so some people take comfort in knowing their mom and dad are having a good time which may be sometimes difficult to come by for them, no matter the circumstances.

  Jewnut  |  0

I doubt those parents have it that hard. NOT ditching your kid to go somewhere fun with out them is one of those things that make parenting hard.

  NoisyNykkii  |  10

Don't forget to make him clean up the mess! And when he tells you to do it, make a big gesture about how it's your birthday, and that you only get special treatment once a year.

  GDIalex  |  11

#41 - I don't think #37 is talking about you. It's more likely about his #9 comment and #8 comment - they were both made at 10:39 and they were both suggesting not cleaning up after the party.