FML : Today, it was me and my husband's anniversary. He was at work, so I decided to dress up "sexy". You know, the typical lacey thong and fishnets. I heard...

Today, it was me and my husband's anniversary. He was at work, so I decided to dress up "sexy". You know, the typical lacey thong and fishnets. I heard the door open, and what I thought was him was actually my brother who'd visited to wish me a happy anniversary. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sexysue - / Saturday 7 November 2009 22:22 / United States

Intimacy

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By gollygoshers | 0

#660124 - Sunday 8 November 2009 3:04

I think it's better to wear something revealing under something that COVERS IT UP. that's just common sense, which I greatly lack.

By Drakon_fml | 7

#660243 - Sunday 8 November 2009 4:21

Coulda been worse. Coulda been your husband wearing the same things. How awkward!!

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By gollygoshers | 0

#660124 - Sunday 8 November 2009 3:04

I think it's better to wear something revealing under something that COVERS IT UP. that's just common sense, which I greatly lack.

Gstone5 | 0

#984035 - Friday 23 April 2010 13:36

or just put a lock on ur door??

lovertolover | 4

#4639314 - Monday 2 July 2012 2:00

I think it's cute that your birthday is on the same day as your anniversary!!! (I'm assuming :P)

rawr_ily96 | 24

#5468554 - Sunday 28 April 2013 6:46

When did OP ever mention a birthday? Her brother wished her a happy anniversary. -_- Next time, read the FML carefully.

By LukeDog | 0

#660128 - Sunday 8 November 2009 3:05

dammit second so close

By blland | 0

#660142 - Sunday 8 November 2009 3:12

what does your brother think he's got to do with your anniversary?

emilysanftwsom | 0

#660144 - Sunday 8 November 2009 3:14

he's probably happy for her.

By xoluvinshayxo | 0

#660155 - Sunday 8 November 2009 3:22

no offense. but if i was your brother, i probably would have thrown up on you...

idoc300 | 11

#5960728 - Friday 30 May 2014 17:43

What if he was there for the incest festival?

By notsocrafty | 0

#660190 - Sunday 8 November 2009 3:42

dear penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me...

By CelineDeStar | 0

#660199 - Sunday 8 November 2009 3:45

Ummmmm.........WHAT?

By kindness | 0

#660218 - Sunday 8 November 2009 4:03

um that's nice and all but YDI for not being more careful

By omghehehe | 0

#660225 - Sunday 8 November 2009 4:10

Nice one!! ;) Ahhh, it's only your brother. He has probably seen and heard worse things before. Definitely not an FML.

Nyxity | 0

#717562 - Sunday 13 December 2009 4:39

totally; and plus, considering it's her brother, it's probably just another embarrassing sibling moment.

By Drakon_fml | 7

#660243 - Sunday 8 November 2009 4:21

Coulda been worse. Coulda been your husband wearing the same things. How awkward!!

UmbreonKirby | 14

#5735207 - Wednesday 30 October 2013 13:46

It could have been even worse...It could've been raining

By picturetaker | 0

#660284 - Sunday 8 November 2009 5:14

How is he able to just barge in your house? I know my family usually knocks before they come in..

boreddoubletears | 0

#917844 - Saturday 6 March 2010 1:41

Maybe the door was cracked so he yelled her name; she thought it was her husband, so she said come in.

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