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pureportedpear
| 27
Look on the bright side, you are atleast not getting an unwanted child...
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rockbandaddict85
| 22
time to replace it, most likely gone bad, no longer effective. on another note, it sucks that's it's been at least a year since you saw any action. sorry op :(
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saraitkddh
| 47
Don't worry OP, I am sure one day you will use a one. Get out more and ask girls out more often.
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jtthegr8
| 26
I'm hoping he went out and at least showed this one a good time :)
Or threw it away for being so old..
Or threw it away for being so old..
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j_cat187
| 19
just don't beg a hooker to sleep with you.
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Animekid126
| 13
Wow, best advice i've ever heard.
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drivingmissdaisy
| 13
Are you going to throw it a party?
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james_logan
| 19
plot twist: OP hasn't been using the condom, but he has been getting some
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pureportedpear
| 27
Look on the bright side, you are atleast not getting an unwanted child...
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sayyestothedress
| 24
Happy birthday!
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DoubleDosexo
| 12
condoms have a higher chance v of failing if they're left in pockets, purses, wallets, etc too long...
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gurbism
| 16
All things considered, that is one hell of a silver lining.
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rockbandaddict85
| 22
time to replace it, most likely gone bad, no longer effective. on another note, it sucks that's it's been at least a year since you saw any action. sorry op :(
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tj4234
| 35
If he got it new from the box, it'll still be in date. The packets usually have expiry dates on them anyway.
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asnakelovinbabe
| 16
Yea, but being jostled around in a pocket for a year? Exposed to a lot of movement and temperature fluctuations... I would not trust that one bit. Better safe than sorry, it's just one condom! I agree, time to replace it.
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cjwayy
| 22
Yeah, after all the friction and stuff it can get worn down.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Wow #41, Maybe you and OP can get together...
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jerryj
| 27
Happy bday!
What did you name the little sucker when it was born a year ago?
What did you name the little sucker when it was born a year ago?
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MrSassypants
| 32
Ironically it was named "chick magnet."
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winchestinalock
| 21
Happy first birthday condom in your pocket! May you have many more to come...or not in this case
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rosso700
| 14
No sex = no std, no pregnancy scares, no drama
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wyverntail
| 15
No love life.
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xoamy906
| 25
#21, using a condom doesn't necessarily mean you have a love life. It could, yes, but it could also mean just a sex life with one night stands, etc.
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HarleyBlues
| 24
gee thanks captain.
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JayBunny
| 16
20, condoms don't fully prevent that. Do your research.
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gatorclay97
| 28
#55, It's effective over 99% of the time.
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Googolman
| 29
I wouldn't say 99%. I think it's more like 85%.
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DArthurVaderian
| 18
There's so many STDs a condom does nothing about
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Garrett2818
| 21
Slumps happen to everyone so I wouldn't sweat it. Just don't use that condom when you break it otherwise it'll follow suit.
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PickledSweets
| 22
Wow, this FML made me laugh harder than it should. I'm sorry about that, but there's more to life than banging a bunch of girls all the time. Maybe life is just biding it's time to throw the right girl into yours :)
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ClassyCataclasis
| 4
Either that or you'll be alone forever.
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PickledSweets
| 22
Okay, Debbie downer. But I suppose this is FML we're talking about...
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Aquila_Umbrae
| 26
Dude you've got to throw that thing out.
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trellz17
| 19
I bet as soon as you take it out someone will want to sleep with you.