Celebrate good times come on!

Don't worry OP, I am sure one day you will use a one. Get out more and ask girls out more often.

I'm hoping he went out and at least showed this one a good time :)
Or threw it away for being so old..

just don't beg a hooker to sleep with you.

Wow, best advice i've ever heard.

Are you going to throw it a party?

plot twist: OP hasn't been using the condom, but he has been getting some

Look on the bright side, you are atleast not getting an unwanted child...

Happy birthday!

condoms have a higher chance v of failing if they're left in pockets, purses, wallets, etc too long...

All things considered, that is one hell of a silver lining.

time to replace it, most likely gone bad, no longer effective. on another note, it sucks that's it's been at least a year since you saw any action. sorry op :(

If he got it new from the box, it'll still be in date. The packets usually have expiry dates on them anyway.

Yea, but being jostled around in a pocket for a year? Exposed to a lot of movement and temperature fluctuations... I would not trust that one bit. Better safe than sorry, it's just one condom! I agree, time to replace it.

Yeah, after all the friction and stuff it can get worn down.

Wow #41, Maybe you and OP can get together...

Happy bday!

What did you name the little sucker when it was born a year ago?

Ironically it was named "chick magnet."

Happy first birthday condom in your pocket! May you have many more to come...or not in this case

No sex = no std, no pregnancy scares, no drama

No love life.

#21, using a condom doesn't necessarily mean you have a love life. It could, yes, but it could also mean just a sex life with one night stands, etc.

gee thanks captain.

20, condoms don't fully prevent that. Do your research.

#55, It's effective over 99% of the time.

I wouldn't say 99%. I think it's more like 85%.

There's so many STDs a condom does nothing about

Slumps happen to everyone so I wouldn't sweat it. Just don't use that condom when you break it otherwise it'll follow suit.

Wow, this FML made me laugh harder than it should. I'm sorry about that, but there's more to life than banging a bunch of girls all the time. Maybe life is just biding it's time to throw the right girl into yours :)

Either that or you'll be alone forever.

Okay, Debbie downer. But I suppose this is FML we're talking about...

Dude you've got to throw that thing out.

I bet as soon as you take it out someone will want to sleep with you.