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Her boyfriend, duh.
That sucks :( But maybe FML can make your birthday awesome? By singing you a birthday song :D Let's complete it ^^ "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU
sing "Misery" from Maroon 5!!!
Happy ******* birthday, you whiny bitch.
I'm sure your heartfelt birthday wishes made her feel better.
At least you got slippers. Slippers are cool.
I'd feel bad for you, op, but I know people that don't get anything on their birthday. An I have a friend that is Jehovah's Witness and can't celebrate or acknowledge her birthday at all. Now that sucks, imo. Anyway, happy birthday op! : )
I used to work with a Jehova's witness. he go visibly upset when I wished him a happy birthday. witnesses are morons.
WERE THEY CUTE ANIMAL SLIPPERS? :D
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It's obvious that the day of your birth has driven them to the point of sheer misery, you don't know how to take care of your pets, you're sticking your face in places it doesn't belong and your boyfriend is secretly a homosexual. FYL indeed.
atleast things can only get better right?