FML : Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy...

Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anon / Wednesday 27 July 2011 00:01 / Israel

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By ambizzles | 6

#2984303 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:40

It could still be "for your friend." Oh btw, Happy Birthday!!

By iAmScrubs | 19

#2984308 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:41

Time to pull out the good old imaginary friend story. I still have one. His name is Alejandro. Excuse me, I think he's calling.

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By crisspz | 4

#2984289 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:35

awkward!!!

ShyAnn29 | 14

#2984397 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:30

now you get flowers and a cake! I wouldn't complain, just enjoy it!!

OWNZ | 0

#2984807 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 18:21

Were you lonely because your son forgot about your birthday, and then made you pay for dinner after he left his wallet in the cab...?

asaa1212 | 0

#2990673 - Friday 29 July 2011 3:31

38, i read that fml lol nice one

btown1616 | 0

#3073768 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:16

ummm hello? screw the delivery guy?

By turkishjew | 0

#2984296 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:37

do you not have friends or something

AlejandraaxD | 0

#2984399 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:32

I believe that's what she meant by "loneliness."

By rocketeer_97 | 1

#2984301 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:40

Aw, that sucks OP. You should really try & go make some friends so that won't happen!
happy bithday!

gitb | 0

#2989518 - Thursday 28 July 2011 23:28

yeeah happy birthdaaay!

By ambizzles | 6

#2984303 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:40

It could still be "for your friend." Oh btw, Happy Birthday!!

By iAmScrubs | 19

#2984308 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:41

Time to pull out the good old imaginary friend story. I still have one. His name is Alejandro. Excuse me, I think he's calling.

chuksnwali | 34

#5974925 - Saturday 14 June 2014 6:28

constantine

By BIEBERSLAYER | 10

#2984311 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:46

Tell him it's for your roommate then take the cake and eat that chocolate fudge monster you bought for yourself

Friaza | 29

#2985121 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 23:02

[Flower guy's story]
Today at my shop, some guy ordered flowers and a cake for his friend. When I went to deliver, the same guy was there! Now he must know i'm too poor to hire any staff. FML.

By Inspired22 | 11

#2984313 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:42

I wonder if he actually remembered you. I'm sure he sees a gazillion faces a day, and when I worked customer service, I personally forgot most of the people I talked to. If he did remember you, don't worry about it! It's your birthday! There is nothing wrong with treating yourself! :-)

ixheartxyou | 1

#2985883 - Thursday 28 July 2011 11:54

LOL

By Fahrenheit63 | 5

#2984330 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:47

that is why I order them online xD

By this_female | 0

#2984336 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:51

hahaha aww

muchagente | 5

#2984411 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 10:49

yeah man, rub it in...

By Mirorbo | 26

#2984341 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 9:53

Darling, you really shouldn't care. It's not like the fellow knows you personally and is going to be going on Facebook saying "LOL Tina ordered a birthday cake for herself! LOSER".

Just keep your head cool, enjoy your cake, and relax on your special day.