Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML
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iSitt
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you've trained him well
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FFML_314
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At least he didn't leave your birthday present in the toilet.
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iSitt
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you've trained him well
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ZombieeeeUnicorn
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:D
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Dudelike89
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Does she expect more from him?
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rocketeer_97
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she sure did train him well. because he sounds like a pretty genuine guy !
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callofduty4life
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Is she too stupid to look before she sits?
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mariazzz
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he's def a keeper!
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RaineLee
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Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I've decided to put down the toilet seat as her present, because she can't stop whining about it everyday. Even after, she still is. FML
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Kawboy
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atleast he remembered!! but hey I'd bitch about the nice things he does too!
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ilovecheeer
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seems like a great present to me..
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Tess_fml
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maybe for your next anniversary he'll wash his hands as well :0
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liquidfireKAN
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shit, that sucks...
well for his bday giv him a bj and blow:p
well for his bday giv him a bj and blow:p
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littlemissFYL
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you bitch, stop bitching, bitch.
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cupcakemann95
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I hate it when my brothers do that
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alteregome
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Contradicting. your dp is little miss sunshine, but you don't type like one.
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angelpies
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she's probably one of those girls who ALWAYS complains about toilet seats and men.
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MissBunny25
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just sit down, and take your whiz, you ungrateful bastard!
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robbiboyo
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funny how over half of these replies have nothing to do with the original comment theyre replying to and all the people just want their comment at the top.
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Kawboy
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thanks for that stunning report captian obvious! Glad to have you in our group!
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Redneck42
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don't get used to it
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usbaby24
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ydi for always expecting gifts a simple happy birthday is enuff for me but if he flushed and pulled down the seat i would show my appretiation cuz at least he thought of u and just maybe he will keep doing it if u acknowledge it so stop complaining plz
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herbyderp
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Fuck u smell like shitty bumhole
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marissakmnn
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well. happy birthday. :o
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andres19
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makes you wonder what he does for their anniversary
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marissakmnn
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yeah. :/
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omfgTACOsYeSs
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it's more like what happens when he forgets there anniversary xP
Today, was boyfriend forgot our anniversary. FML. but it's technically FHL kuz she'll never stop bitchin' about it !! :)
Today, was boyfriend forgot our anniversary. FML. but it's technically FHL kuz she'll never stop bitchin' about it !! :)
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omfgTACOsYeSs
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**my** whoops xP
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marissakmnn
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I like your picture >.>
mmm..tacos (;
mmm..tacos (;
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Keffin
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I wonder what'll happen on christmas.. he actually changes the toilet paper?
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Accept
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+1 for boyfriend.
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omfgTACOsYeSs
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-1 for you:)
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paras0mnia
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-2 for you :P
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CitrusGirl
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+1 xp for your boyfriend.
Your boyfriend has leveled up!
Your boyfriend wants to learn a new move, but he has to forget one...
Your boyfriend has forgotten Remember Birthday and learned Put Down Seat!
Your boyfriend has leveled up!
Your boyfriend wants to learn a new move, but he has to forget one...
Your boyfriend has forgotten Remember Birthday and learned Put Down Seat!
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LOLbomb
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It's super effective!
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ImaWiseGuy
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it's the little things that capture their hearts....well played op's bf....
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BugsBunny1
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Girlfriend has fainted!
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pinkp909
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Awe how sweet.
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hectik02
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Good! he's learning
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pablo132
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your boyfriends a douche
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Death_From_Above
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what more do you want from him?
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ackboy24
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I agree
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Doortje
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It's my birthday too ^^ I hope I get better presents though :O
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iLazy
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Happy birthday. Your existence is your present, whether you choose to accept it or not.
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sourgirl101
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Happy Birthday! I'm an April baby too. Diamonds are our birth stone!!!(:
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afdude87
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happy bday
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marissakmnn
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I'll make sure to put the seat down. c:
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CitrusGirl
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I just turned 18 last Friday! You know why being born in April is great?
1- it's jazz appreciation month
2- it's national poetry month
3- you're birth stone is a diamond!
1- it's jazz appreciation month
2- it's national poetry month
3- you're birth stone is a diamond!
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Happy bday and sorry op, caca bf you have :d
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c_r0924
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Take what you can get!
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FFML_314
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At least he didn't leave your birthday present in the toilet.
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c_r0924
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That's definitely what I read the first time haha
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RaineLee
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14 - Me too!
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paras0mnia
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14 - Me three!
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CateXOX
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I read that his present was a toilet seat...