FML : Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they...

Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By amy - / Saturday 30 June 2018 19:00 /

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School

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By buckdharma | 35

#7655398 - Saturday 30 June 2018 19:06

Happy Birthday, Amy!
Here's hoping this day is everything you wish for, and more!

By real life problems | 26

#7655404 - Saturday 30 June 2018 19:51

Happy Birthday!

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By boopingsnoot | 23

#7655397 - Saturday 30 June 2018 19:06

Dursleys

By buckdharma | 35

#7655398 - Saturday 30 June 2018 19:06

Happy Birthday, Amy!
Here's hoping this day is everything you wish for, and more!

By real life problems | 26

#7655404 - Saturday 30 June 2018 19:51

Happy Birthday!

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7655407 - Saturday 30 June 2018 20:02

And at midnight, they all turn back into frogs.

By Mal2003 | 16

#7655411 - Saturday 30 June 2018 20:06

Happy birthday, don't scrub too hard.

By BurnInDemonFire | 23

#7655422 - Saturday 30 June 2018 20:42

Happy birthday, Amy! I hope Kif got you something nice.

By Canadian0622 | 16

#7655429 - Saturday 30 June 2018 20:49

Sounds like my birthday this year low key 😂

By thatslifeiguess7 | 15

#7655444 - Saturday 30 June 2018 21:35

Happy birthday do you have friends to celebrate with

By DanaeZee | 15

#7655447 - Saturday 30 June 2018 21:48

Harry, it's about time to tell you that Petunia and Vernon are NOT your parents!

By tounces7 | 21

#7655502 - Sunday 1 July 2018 1:34

And this is why the current generations of kids are turning out horrible. Because their parents are uncaring garbage.

Rabite | 26

#7655611 - Sunday 1 July 2018 12:54

You might wanna have a discussion with some of the many people, who think that parents nowadays care too much and only raise "snowflakes".

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