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By shakinmahbuttbutt - / Sunday 12 January 2014 19:06 / United States
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Offer to shower with your parents! Statistics show that sharing shower time greatly decreases water usage! I'm sure they'll appreciate how helpful you're being. Then they'll leave your ass alone.

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You should get really smelly and then go stretch your arms up in front of them or give them a hug. Maybe they'll reevaluate their decision.

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If I was OP, I would lock the bathroom door (if possible) or put a heavy object in front of the door and shower till my hearts content.

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I think his parents are being mental. I understand wanting to cut out bills, but there has to be other things you could do without first? My parents went through some hard times and there were times when we had to cut out the treats to meet out needs. We cut junk food, cable, and cereal first before we cut the water.

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OP should check their cable bill and make sure HBO or a movie channel weren't "suspiciously" added to the list.

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maybe this is their genius way of making sure you can't get laid? Cheap birth control lol. Sorry for your pain OP

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Deodorant is an amazing solution. Of course you would have to use Old Spice though. UP TO 16HOURS OF PROTEEEECTIOONNN!!!! EVEN WHILE READING THIS COMMENT YOU CAN SMELLL ITTT!!!! PA PA PA PA PA POWERRR!!!

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How do we know that op isn't already using deodorant? Deodorant will only go so far. If you wear deodorant every day but don't shower, then it isn't going to work very well.

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"Ooh, that smell Can't you smell that smell? Ooh, that smell The smell of death surrounds you" **The first and only time I watched the show "Extreme Cheapskate", there was a family of 4 that ALL shared the same bathtub water. By the time the last person bathed, the tub water was black. Let's hope the OP's parents don't get pointers from that show. I was so grossed out!

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