FML : Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with...

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Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying "My body, my rules." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By stoprubbingitinmyface - / Saturday 21 March 2015 21:59 / United States - Tacoma

Intimacy

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By haileyrows | 26

#6239891 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:31

"My half the rent check, my rules too"

By ThatLobster | 24

#6239892 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:31

Just say "my body, my rules" back at her and stand in their room, or sit!

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By Cass_x | 22

#6239871 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:15

Great roommate you got there.. The least she could do is take your feelings in consideration and be a bit more quiet :/

anonymous100000 | 17

#6240647 - Monday 23 March 2015 3:53

I would invite her parents over:)

zykrithium | 22

#6242484 - Wednesday 25 March 2015 3:04

Well... she's not wrong...

By extrasnipes | 22

#6239872 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:15

You could go out with friends to get it off your mind and have fun maybe? But trying to cry and stuff your face works to.

SMHsohard | 22

#6239947 - Sunday 22 March 2015 13:45

Way to completely miss the point of the FML while still managing to judge the OP.

extrasnipes | 22

#6239966 - Sunday 22 March 2015 14:32

Im not judging im just stating its obvious shes not going to quiet down. May as well actually go out and be with her friends.

a1_z9 | 10

#6240089 - Sunday 22 March 2015 16:47

Don't get why it's judging, staying home and crying may be most people's first reaction, but getting out of the house to spend time with people who care about you can work wonders!

By fleur_de_fevrier_fml | 22

#6239876 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:18

"My body, my rule" has nothing to do with having loud sex. Your roommate is not only inconsiderate but vulgar and pretty dumb.

kaed | 16

#6240005 - Sunday 22 March 2015 15:37

But in this particular context, "My body, my rule" was not a good slogan.

DARKDAY07 | 16

#6240147 - Sunday 22 March 2015 18:06

I'm not sure why number#28 is being down voted I believe he was saying the fml ruined the slogan not #3s comment

By VoldooPed | 20

#6239877 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:19

It's incredibly inconsiderate but she does kinda have a point...

ProgMetalMan | 8

#6239956 - Sunday 22 March 2015 14:16

No she doesn't. It's a complete non-sequitur.

miss_amphetamine | 24

#6239958 - Sunday 22 March 2015 14:19

No, it's just inconsiderate.

natashamilan | 13

#6240079 - Sunday 22 March 2015 16:39

No she doesnt. What her roommate is doing is completely selfish.

brookiesawr | 11

#6240354 - Sunday 22 March 2015 21:33

so her roommate isn't allowed to have awesome sex just because op got dumped? sometimes you can't be quiet.

By CandyPewPewPew | 29

#6239882 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:26

Just shove the chocolate into her mouth and say "My hand, my rules."

JohnTheDonJuan | 11

#6239917 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:55

Ever heard the phrase "don't threaten me with a good time..."?

By haileyrows | 26

#6239891 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:31

"My half the rent check, my rules too"

By ThatLobster | 24

#6239892 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:31

Just say "my body, my rules" back at her and stand in their room, or sit!

Cassandra2015 | 21

#6239938 - Sunday 22 March 2015 13:20

That would be more awkward , watching them have sex .

AndrewMoreira14 | 19

#6240014 - Sunday 22 March 2015 15:52

It would be more awkward if the roommate didn't care if she was watching and continued to have sex

trtnt25 | 19

#6240081 - Sunday 22 March 2015 16:41

44 some people are into being watched

annihil8or | 15

#6240093 - Sunday 22 March 2015 16:54

Right #7, because I'm sure her roommate left the door wide open or unlocked while having sex

Cortezthe1st | 23

#6240286 - Sunday 22 March 2015 19:59

And then tell her boyfriend if she's being that loud, then she's faking it.

howard007 | 18

#6240498 - Monday 23 March 2015 0:25

Sounds like the start of a porno

By Squygm | 7

#6239893 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:31

I would sit in the room with them, and if they object, it's your body and you can sit it wherever you please.

JohnTheDonJuan | 11

#6239920 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:56

Except that if they split the rent, it's not her room.

Tthug | 34

#6239924 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:59

#16, she just said "in my apartment". For all you know they're banging everywhere: living room couch, both beds, i the shower, kitchen counter, etc. OP, I recommend you just leave, go get coffee or something.

By TomeDr | 18

#6239898 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:42

Time to look for a new roommate.

By flyingmind_fml | 17

#6239899 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:42

u r such a drama queen !! y would u cry ?

doctorhook86 | 24

#6239907 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:47

#10: Just a guess, but I think it's because she got dumped. But what do I know? I only read the FML.

Fall3nAngel | 22

#6239908 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:48

Because she got dumped..

JohnTheDonJuan | 11

#6239923 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:59

#10 has a point here... Who actually plans to cry and eat chocolate? Ok, everybody needs a good cry every now and then, but planning on stuffing your face is just going to drive your dating stock into the dirt.

miss_amphetamine | 24

#6239960 - Sunday 22 March 2015 14:24

Crying over the end of a relationship does not mean she is a "drama queen." Plus, OP said it's only been a week. The fact that she's hurting means it's totally normal to cry.