Today, it's been a week since I started farting in my sleep for no apparent reason. It's so frequent and so foul-smelling that my husband and I are both losing sleep and are having to take afternoon naps to make up for it. FML
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skippydoda
| 32
If it's that bad perhaps you should see a doctor.
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MikaykayUnicorn
| 36
Maybe you both should invest in gas masks.
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herpderpcx
| 18
Do you fart then as well or....?
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SalsaVerdeDonut
| 22
Of course. She would still fart in her sleep whether it was at night or a nap on the couch during the day. The time of day wouldn't affect if she passed gas while asleep.
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panicsdisaster
| 17
you were so excited about getting to leave the first comment that you forgot to read the post.
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herpderpcx
| 18
Actually no, I read it but thank you
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buffy999
| 11
Geez. That was rude. She just asked a simple question. Which I can understand. Cause her losing sleep at night. How is getting the sleep during the day to make up for it.
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FluffyPandas156
| 13
That stinks. Hope you guys find another solution to actually get some sleep.
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LilMissCanadian
| 22
I see what you did there...
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Nilorak
| 24
We all do.
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graceface1031
| 7
It's probably a minor stomach bug or something that's making you fart, OP. Hopefully it'll go away soon!
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johnny29
| 14
try to find out what kind of food is causing it
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Capteen_fml
| 16
Time to get a cork
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skippydoda
| 32
If it's that bad perhaps you should see a doctor.
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Hildy93
| 21
An average human farts 16 times a day. But idk if what you're doing is healthy....
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Ericisme
| 9
13 times a day
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LilMissCanadian
| 22
Perhaps it was something bad you ate. After a week you should see someone... feel better OP!
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MikaykayUnicorn
| 36
Maybe you both should invest in gas masks.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
Definitely not the time to try out BreathRight strips.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
change your diet and get some gas medicine