Today, is my long-anticipated 21st birthday! Today also happens...

By buymeadrank - 30/4/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, is my long-anticipated 21st birthday! Today also happens to be the first day of my period. I've spent the whole morning in the fetal position with agonizing cramps, reduced to tears and whimpering while the painkiller refuses to kick in. Happy birthday! Love, my uterus. FML

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By ultravioletbaby | 0

#157110 - Thursday 30 April 2009 21:17

Oh honey, I know exactly how you feel. I get them worse than anyone I know. Feel better. =[

By Mabel1989 | 0

#157121 - Thursday 30 April 2009 21:18

Oh goodness, I've had my period (with crippling cramps and nausea) on my birthday pretty much every year since I got my period. It's hell. I know how you feel...it does suck. Oh and #3...I think she means the first day of THIS particular period.

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By sampsonite24 | 0

#157107 - Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ACanadaGuy | 0

#2560141 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 4:39

oh man it's great to be a dude.

gumhair | 2

#2924626 - Monday 18 July 2011 21:45

you don't get it, the FML isn't about having her period, it's about having her period on her birthday.

Lemycakes | 4

#2983271 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:22

sweetie you dont get it if you arent a girl... having cramps is like having a little person in your body beating the hell out of your organs between your bellybutton and you know what..

Vert90 | 11

#4244879 - Sunday 1 April 2012 7:54

Bitch please. Do you know how much it hurts to get kicked in the balls? It's like being electrocuted, run over by a steamroller and raped by a viking, ALL AT ONCE.

irishpassion16 | 6

#4639786 - Monday 2 July 2012 4:32

Don't call her a bitch you asshole. I bet you dont get kicked in the balls every single month! Cramps are living hell and "come with the package." Getting kicked in the balls happens when arrogant people like you piss people off.

MissCharlotte_fml | 26

#5629810 - Friday 16 August 2013 7:08

Bitch please!! Do YOU know what its like to have cramps? No?? Then please shut the FUCK up and when you know what it is like to feel like a person is punching you inside and outside of your stomach and back while also stabbing you in the uterus, let us know how great it feels.

By ultravioletbaby | 0

#157110 - Thursday 30 April 2009 21:17

Oh honey, I know exactly how you feel. I get them worse than anyone I know. Feel better. =[

V4ZQU3Z | 0

#1121132 - Thursday 22 July 2010 1:53

good luck with your birthday sex! 

doyougiveacrap | 0

#2532944 - Thursday 19 May 2011 11:30

aww feel better soon

By poison29 | 0

#157118 - Thursday 30 April 2009 21:18

you're 21 and you got your first period? that can't be normal

Rach_star | 0

#499202 - Wednesday 19 August 2009 16:41

how is that not normal?!

me_8o | 0

#699911 - Wednesday 2 December 2009 10:42

I think she means that its the first day of that particular period, not first one ever

rends | 0

#1738622 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 4:48

252 hasn't had their period yet

Shaebug12 | 0

#1763898 - Sunday 28 November 2010 14:58

actually 273 she probably didn't know what 257 said so y dnt u STFU!!!

iamyou2 | 0

#2834958 - Thursday 7 July 2011 1:44

I love how u wrote "I don't like stupid people" while u are pretty stupid yourself..

Kazze | 31

#6230734 - Friday 13 March 2015 9:23

This comment thread made me feel genuinely sad. Jesus Christ...

Skycop_S | 23

#6490026 - Monday 21 December 2015 8:32

Read the FML.

By Mabel1989 | 0

#157121 - Thursday 30 April 2009 21:18

CrazyLaughs4Me | 17

#5991530 - Sunday 29 June 2014 1:31

I feel awesome, hearing all these people bitching about period cramps and nausea and whatnot, while my period is a breeze. >.

By macaque_fml | 0

#157123 - Thursday 30 April 2009 21:18

#1 - it may be nature, but it's still a FML since it's on her 21st Birthday.
Nature's a bitch.

#3- She never said it was her first period ;)

Anyway hun, hope the painkillers kick in soon and (hopefully) have a happy birthday! (: