By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 14:00

Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
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Yes, I'll take "Signs that Nobody Likes You" for 100, Alex.

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Hey, this is my FML! 1. my birthday was on a tuesday, so I didnt want to ask anyone to come out 2. I'm in college and my close friends go to a schools all around the state 3. My boyfriend whom I live with was on a business trip, so he couldnt come out with me. I dont like to make a big deal out of birthdays, but I did have a party a couple weeks later. :)

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bloopaloop 27

Why don’t you have friends?

Yes, I'll take "Signs that Nobody Likes You" for 100, Alex.

Sounds like a date!

its okay mine was on the 11th and I didn't even get anything to drink..

Aren’t you a little old to be in elementary school? Why would you go to a bar in your birthday when none of your playmates could get in? You shoulda partied at Chuck E. Cheese’s!

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Hey, this is my FML! 1. my birthday was on a tuesday, so I didnt want to ask anyone to come out 2. I'm in college and my close friends go to a schools all around the state 3. My boyfriend whom I live with was on a business trip, so he couldnt come out with me. I dont like to make a big deal out of birthdays, but I did have a party a couple weeks later. :)

My 21st was on Mother’s Day I didn’t have a drink, you don’t have to get shitfaced just because it’s your 21st