By Anonymous - Canada
Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
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Yes, his girlfriend is disgusting. He needs to dump her.
Also though...why did he not push her away? It's not as if it's silent when someone is clearing phlegm from their throat. That's quite audible.

  Rei_Ayanami  |  18

For a stunt like that they would find her corpse in the middle of the ocean. I'm not even a violent person, but that would make me snap so quickly and violently.

By  TheNewGuy03  |  28

i guess that this is her way of showing her love. i bet it came from deep inside her. she's just trying to get you to spit out the truth! remember, it's the thought that counts!

...ah, i can't front; this is fucking appalling. i would have possibly headbutted her. accidentally.

|the kid|