Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML
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ICastillo
| 24
Damn talk about living on the edge. Your dad is a real thrill seeker.
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Church_Vii
| 4
You'll miss these memories when you get older. Cherish the moments, especially these unique and exciting ones, so you can tell your children a bunch of crazy stories.
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ICastillo
| 24
Damn talk about living on the edge. Your dad is a real thrill seeker.
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eggmarie
| 25
Be careful though. Next he might want to do some real hardcore stuff like ding dong ditching.
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Steve95401
| 49
Or dine and dash.
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Shrike
| 22
Yeah, really hardcore dining and dashing, if you consider OP's username.
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xXHollowIchigoXx
| 17
Darn those kids and their courageous parents! *shakes fist in air*
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AKGirlinSD
| 20
1, yeah a real thrill seeker with an anger issue. Yikes! Better than him getting shitty drunk at a bar, alone, and driving home afterwards.
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winfieldALJD
| 6
It sounds like scene of a good movie.
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SlenderMann
| 10
"Watch out, we got a badass over here."
Ok ok not really OP I'm just picking.
Your dad sounds awesome though.
Ok ok not really OP I'm just picking.
Your dad sounds awesome though.
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
They shouldn't be complaining, the store got a free paint job!
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peachesncreem
| 21
I don't think the store would appreciate their windows being painted, even if it was free.
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EGORAPTOR
| 7
I think they would....
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ohcheriecherie
| 20
23 misses the sarcasm
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Church_Vii
| 4
You'll miss these memories when you get older. Cherish the moments, especially these unique and exciting ones, so you can tell your children a bunch of crazy stories.
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retyi43
| 14
wow.. why did you go along with this again? i'm sure there are some ways to solve his mid-life crisis that aren't illegal
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billyz77
| 24
Wow. Got to be a wheelman for your daddy, huh? You guys gonna hit some banks next? Maybe do a little bootlegging, too? Have fun, OP, but remember - if you get caught, keep your mouth shut and do your time like a man. You'll get mad props that way.
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traveler_ghost
| 12
he's trying to live while he can, poor guy. luckily you are not in my situation, my dad bought a motorcycle and is growing his hair out
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pedosmurf
| 7
For some reason all mid life crisis' involve a motorcycle, because now my dad wants one. (he's 41)
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astralvagan
| 20
Everyone is entitled to a mid life crisis, but that might be a little much..... Wouldn't you rather take out mailboxes with a bat?
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raven1911
| 3
I vote mailboxes because a felony is so much cooler then a misdemeanor (insert sarcasm here)
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His_Holiness
| 18
This is true but your chances of getting caught throwing paint on the store would be much higher than knocking off a few mailboxes.
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StarWolf111
| 21
Nice username.
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cognauticcreix
| 9
Count yourself lucky. At least he's not going on Harley Davidson shopping sprees and buying a motorcycle
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LappDance
| 16
Yeah, vandalism is much better!
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traveler_ghost
| 12
look on the bright side! he's bringing you along with him every step of the way, that is true fatherly love right there!
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His_Holiness
| 18
At least Ops dad seems to include him in things, for better or worse.