By theslutmuncher - 14/12/2012 23:20 - Germany - Merseburg
Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML
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By  Church_Vii  |  4

You'll miss these memories when you get older. Cherish the moments, especially these unique and exciting ones, so you can tell your children a bunch of crazy stories.

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By  Church_Vii  |  4

You'll miss these memories when you get older. Cherish the moments, especially these unique and exciting ones, so you can tell your children a bunch of crazy stories.

By  billyz77  |  24

Wow. Got to be a wheelman for your daddy, huh? You guys gonna hit some banks next? Maybe do a little bootlegging, too? Have fun, OP, but remember - if you get caught, keep your mouth shut and do your time like a man. You'll get mad props that way.