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By MitchFail - / Thursday 23 July 2009 06:42 / United States
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  jud420  |  0

It would have been more epic if it were true, but everybody knows that a Pokemon fan would never be having sex with a real live girl. Thats just crazy talk.

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  redtear  |  2

Yes I am replying to #1 to be seen...but...it's because the next 100 replies or so keep asking why she said "I love ditto". When I read this I immediately thought of the movie Ghost and assumed she was making a reference to that. I might be wrong...but it makes sense to me.

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  Phreephorm  |  0

I immediately thought of Ghost. Patrick Swayze was pretty hot back when he was in that. Maybe OP's woman thought he was referencing the movie and thought he was being really romantic. And then Pokemon cockblocked him. Well, he still has something in common with Pokemon left from the encounter: Stuff trapped in balls.

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  SmittyJA24  |  26

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  omgitsLindsay  |  0

I'm 20 and Pokemon was the big thing when I was 9 and 10. Yes, I still know almost all the Pokemon and I still play the Gameboy games sometimes... They're good games! Also, I'm a girl.... *GASP!*

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  Casualt1234  |  0

#148, shut up. how old are you? obviously not old enough to know that people love to reminisce on childhood games and that a lot of people who have moved on from pokemon still remember at least some of them. I applaud the OP because pokemon is awesome. (the original 150, of course) by the way, the original gameboy pokemon games are still top notch.

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  myfishisBOBA  |  0

Heyy 87 I love pokemon! I had the gameboy games, the cards, an alarm clock, bedsheets, episodes on VHS, the little pikachu that talked and wiggled its ears, etc. But I guess your right, I don't have sex with girls cuz' im straight and not into that. How would she "love ditto"? FHL tho. Don't ever talk about it during sex.

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148, Hey! Pokemon is actually a great game and the people who enjoy it are by no means losers by default. I'm guessing that you've never even bothered checking out the game before ridiculing it. And don't tell me you've watched the show because the show is nothing to judge the games by. And even if you have played and don't like it that doesn't make it a bad game. Especially if there are so many others including many girls who love it

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The real question is how old are you #148? When one is an adult they become a bit more secure with themselves and their interests.....plus I don't know if you know, but weeaboos are only thinking about cartoons while they screw dude.

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Wow, he is an idiot. Pokemon is so retarded.

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  WhiteDelight  |  4

yes, that is a rule of sex. Pokemon gets a free pass. 1. thou shall not stray his mind from his duty of pleasuring his woman, unless Pokemon is the thought at hand.

By  Skahree  |  0

You should know better! NEVER mention pokemon in foreplay unless you know for sure they're a total Pokeman-fanatic. Epic, but man does that suck. Sorry, better luck next time?

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  genius_man16  |  0

That was my initial reaction. I hate pokemon but I still instantly thought of it when I read what she said.

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  Maniacfive  |  0

I can only assume she thought ditto was some crazy slang for something kinky, and not wanting to appear uncool, agreed. The mind boggles at how that could've continued. Could done anything! "I thought you said you liked Ditto?"

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  420bliss  |  0

I'm guessing they were drunk... but anyway dude this could have all been avoided if you had just said "so are you" instead of "ditto" - who the fuck says ditto anymore anyway?

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  regalarius  |  0

#116 - She picked a messed up way to say it, then. OP, FYL, she wasn't being at all clear, it sounded like a proper noun to me too. (Yeah, I was there, in the closet. Pokemon fans have the best sex.)

By  Inoku  |  0

Did she not notice that she just said "I love ditto" during foreplay? Just because you say something sexily doesn't make the statement itself any less stupid.

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