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By Anonymous - / Friday 28 September 2012 21:22 / Canada
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By  DocBastard  |  38

I swear to the Mighty FML Deity, everyone who says "Dump him" gets my foot up their asses. What he did is called "communication" and it's vital to a relationship, especially when it comes to sex. I applaud him for actually having the balls to tell you. How else are you going to learn to stop acting like a corpse during sex?

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Just laying there makes him feel like you're uninterested. If it were the opposite, wouldnt you get pretty insecure about your performance? Get involved, spice it up. Move! It's incredibly sexy to be with someone who is so getting pleasure--and actually acting like it.

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  Kn0wledge123  |  20

Wow OP, can't blame him. Roll your hips, climb on top, do cowgirl, when he hit it doggy style - throw that ass back, give him some head. Do something. You lame for just laying there.

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  Osito2011  |  6

Try moving your hips at least op. if you feel that you can't move your hips, take salsa or merengue lessons. Learn to move those hips, or just change positions.

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  kakkyman  |  4

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Maraudera  |  6

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By  rebel_belle1974  |  5

try porn it can spice up the bedroom fun

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  ohcheriecherie  |  20

I have a thing for punctuation. When my boyfriend and I are making sweet love by candlelight, he'll whisper in my ear, "The only thing I like better than having sex with you, is correcting comma use on the internet." I reply, "Very few people know how to properly use a semicolon; I know you know how." After some more of this talk, we both orgasm instantly. True story.

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  trivel64  |  16

Wow, so no one got the joke, huh?

By  jim_bolicious  |  4

tell him he sucks because he does nothing to you that would make you do more than just lay there

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And uve obviously never been a girl.. If the guy doesn't know how to work it right it's very easy just to lie there cuz its actually very boring.. Like a seesaw how long can u stay on that thing w out get bored lol

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  missababgaga  |  19

23- I agree with you on that one

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  kyleekay  |  24

23/25- If the guy isn't doing things just right, why not help him out a little bit? Women are generally harder to stimulate than men, and some guys need a little guidance. Of course it's going to be boring if you just lay there with sky-high expectations but no motivation to help the poor guy out. Now I'm not saying every guy will be a stud after your valiant attempts, but sheesh, at least try.

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  Airman1988  |  9

There are lots of women out there that assume that they can just lay there and do jack shit and that they are still just "amazing" but all you can do as the guy is try to get them more into it and actively involved and kinky etc. If she insists on sitting there like a coma patient,like some do, the guy will eventually get bored. It's not all just the man's job to make sex exciting

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  Airman1988  |  9

Not saying there aren't some guys out there who think goin all "jackhammer" makes them a sex god from too many pornos but there are too many girls who think their job is done by being a girl and dressing pretty

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  Silent_Thrill  |  17

#45- I completely agree with you! I've been with a girl who just lied there and it got boring quick. After trying to get her to do something like a new position where she would be doing something she told me she wasn't really into that... then it got frustrating... My point? Don't just lay there, or it'll get boring for the both of you. Sure it's okay to just sit back and just focus on enjoying the pleasure, but make sure your partner also has fun and pleasure!

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  kakkyman  |  4

Even if you don't wanna try a new position... make sure he has fun; you can play a game of I-spy whilst you have sex... that's always fun. Or you could just snore to piss him off.lol

By  kyleekay  |  24

Can't really blame him. You're making him do all the work, and it probably seems like you're not enjoying yourself. Climb on top next time and actually MOVE. Should work out a lot better for you.

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  etoilenuit  |  15

Yea it is impulsive. so then maybe again it's his fault for not turning her on enough to get there.. Could be both their faults then and not just OPs...

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  kyleekay  |  24

You as well, Doctor! Hope I didn't miss too terribly much while I was gone. 106- You are correct... communication is key in these situations.

By  DocBastard  |  38

I swear to the Mighty FML Deity, everyone who says "Dump him" gets my foot up their asses. What he did is called "communication" and it's vital to a relationship, especially when it comes to sex. I applaud him for actually having the balls to tell you. How else are you going to learn to stop acting like a corpse during sex?

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  kyleekay  |  24

In this case, the traditional "dump him/her" advice should go to OP's boyfriend. Terrible sex AND a girl who sucks at communication? Doesn't sound promising.

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  MrBond007_fml  |  6

Dump him...

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  DerrickJames  |  33

I am a DocBastard fan.

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  natameow  |  7

Yea it was. Are you a porn star or something? Maybe her boyfriend sucks at pleasuring her but I guess you have everything figure out about other peoples lives so you have the right to insult them and tell them what they're doing wrong

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  kyleekay  |  24

31- Shoo. You're scaring away all of the FML users who actually have a sense of humor. Quite honestly, I don't understand why you are taking my comments so personally. Did someone have a conversation similar to OP's recently, and she's feeling a little insecure? Hmm.

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  Airman1988  |  9

88 because Noor carries special powers that extend beyond the formating rules of FML of course

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If sex is such a "huge part" of a relationship, what am i supposed to do if i plan to remain abstinent until marriage?

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  angylbane  |  3

Pretend it doesn't bother you when you marry someone that doesn't satisfy you sexually and then cheat on your spouse when you realize things aren't going to get any better?

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  chippa  |  24

Sounds to me like he is terrible at communicating if it took so much for OP to get that out of him. It shouldn't be a problem to talk about those things between partners.

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Why is sex all people care about? He didn't "satisfy" me so i'm gonna cheat on him with someone better. What happened to wanting to be with someone for the rest of your life because you love them and love being with him. I think you all need a reality check if what determines your potential marriage is how good they are in bed -____-

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  nahbean13  |  3

120 - He didn't say sex was a huge part of a relationship. He said COMMUNICATION was a vital part of a relationship, which is true of sexual relationships as well as abstinent relationships. Ergo,you should go not have sex with your partner and communicate well, and then once you're married, have sex and still communicate well.

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  cdncw  |  20

#7, Doc, as usual, you're exactly correct. Nothing is worse than a lack of communication in the bedroom. In my experience, women aren't nearly as "good" as they think they are - I blame guys. Especially the slightly more immature / desperate guys in their past, who were SO happy to receive ANY sexual attention they call every single encounter "the best ever"...

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  kyleekay  |  24

Noor, I was a bit confused too, haha. I've been called some top-shelf names on this site, but I usually deserve it. Wasn't sure what to make of a completely random attack.

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  Palirose  |  22

In all honesty, all OP really needs to do is use her imagination and try new things. : he may very well end up dumping her eventually if se doesn't do something. After all sex is a big part of a relationship.

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Lots of people are saying she sucks at communication but she says she repeatedly asked what was wrong, she cared enough to be persistent. For all we know she's brand new to this and he's been at it awhile, and then the teacher job falls on his shoulders. The communication needs to be two ways.

By  xalba  |  9

Well can you blame him? How would you feel if he just laid there while you did all the work... All the time. You need to stop being lazy and try new things. Bring out the freak in you, every man loves a freak in the bed.

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Ya that's my bf he just lays there n then I get bored on top n stop n am like I'm bored lol meanwhile when he's on top it's completely different I make him feel like he's doin an awesome job and it's never boring.. That's ok I don't get on top that much too bad for him

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  laurbear12  |  3

Reverse cowgirl is where it's at! It's my boyfriend's favorite position, so I end up doing it almost every time. Have some fun! That's what sex is all about ;)

By  ElatedEarthling  |  15

This is just your boyfriend trying to be open and communicate with you. At least you have that kind of boyfriend, most people don't. Take this as a learning opportunity for the sake of your sex life.

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