By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 19:57 - Canada
  Today, in the middle of having sex, my boyfriend of two years got a call. After taking the call, he said, "It's an emergency," and that he has to go. I asked him what was wrong, and he told me is wife is going into labour. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

You should have made him finish you off before he left. Tell him you'll make him a sammich to go.

You should dump that bastard for cheating on you with his wife! The nerve!

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  perdix  |  29

So, she is saying it with a Cockney accent, "Allo! 'e told me 'is wife is going into labour, guv'ner!"

I'm doing my best for you, OP, but you made this one tough!

By  perdix  |  29

You should have made him finish you off before he left. Tell him you'll make him a sammich to go.

You should dump that bastard for cheating on you with his wife! The nerve!