By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 19:57 - Canada

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Today, in the middle of having sex, my boyfriend of two years got a call. After taking the call, he said, "It's an emergency," and that he has to go. I asked him what was wrong, and he told me is wife is going into labour. FML
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You should have made him finish you off before he left. Tell him you'll make him a sammich to go. You should dump that bastard for cheating on you with his wife! The nerve!

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didn't any of the moderators see the spelling mistake? anyway, time to dump.

Wow, I had to read it super super slow to spot that. Nice.

that's how you spell it in the UK ass

Not that, the "told me is wife is." Should be "his wife."

So, she is saying it with a Cockney accent, "Allo! 'e told me 'is wife is going into labour, guv'ner!" I'm doing my best for you, OP, but you made this one tough!

@13. he's not in the uk dumbass

@36, "he" is a woman

He's in Canada, which means you spell it like the British do. Dear lord..

um weird pic there looks like your about to make out with your dog

And your pic isn't weird?

Bitches need loving too

u sure that wasnt tiger?

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You should have made him finish you off before he left. Tell him you'll make him a sammich to go. You should dump that bastard for cheating on you with his wife! The nerve!

He's a disgrace to his child! Cheating with his wife, how dare he?!

what's with all these fml's lately having to do with finding out their long time boyfriends have wives? :S how naive can people be???

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How does she deserve it

Do you ask your bf/gf if they have a wife or husband?

that is sucky. sounds like something my dad would do. he's working on his 4th wife at the moment.

I love the joke that goes like this: what's the difference between Santa and tiger woods? Santa stops after three "ho"s

#17 like that joke made me laugh:)