By Vkaz - 02/10/2014 18:20 - United States - Tampa

Today, in the men's room a guy using the adjacent toilet dropped his phone, and it fell right next to my foot. The screen was facing upward, and looked like he was taking pictures of his junk in the office toilet. FML
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GodPart2 20
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Kick it back to him, it's the only decent thing to do

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Crofty92 17
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Or maybe he was using the front camera to look over the stall.

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GodPart2 20
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Kick it back to him, it's the only decent thing to do

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Just_A_Tree 20
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Did he at least follow the Blue Mountain State guide lines for dick picks?

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adrian1910 15
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Plot twist: what if it wasn't dropped?

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Riku714 25
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The plot thickens..

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CoolCookie210 22
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Further plot twist: what if it wasn't his junk?

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thief1434 23
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Lol, it all depends on what the dude said after he dropped it.

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Crofty92 17
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Or maybe he was using the front camera to look over the stall.

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sarah5745 41
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Oh god, please no..

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Adeptasaurus 12
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Maybe he "dropped" the phone to get you interested.

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kingcaper817 14
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Oh man that's nasty sorry you had to see that

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RecklessLove 18
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Actually, it didn't specify whether it was the camera or pictures.

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luverofakatsuki 16
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to each their own i guess :/

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christian1509 21
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I don't see why he couldn't wait till he was home, fuck your life for having to see that

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LittleBells 17
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There's a button for that

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killerdana 19
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That's a little ironic #53 considering you could have just down voted his comment and moved on. Your comment only works if all he said was fyl

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possy 19
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I know everyone else wondering who's is bigger?

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buckstop1 37
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Nope .Just you

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sarah5745 41
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I don't think anyone is #7

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tony1891 22
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nope. no one else here is wondering that.

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not_alone 8
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At least know you know what he does when he gets bored at work ...

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therealjc_fml 14
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One of many reasons to not take a dump at work!

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killerdana 19
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But sometimes you can't hold it till your lunch break or when you get home

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orbit 22
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So why is this an fml? Maybe for the other guy out of embarrassment but why fyl?

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Khaleesi_26 30
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Because OP will have those images burned into the back of his mind. And I'm sure that's not something he really wanted to see.

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