FML : Today, in the men's room a guy using the adjacent toilet dropped his phone, and it fell right next to my foot. The screen was facing upward, and looked...

Today, in the men's room a guy using the adjacent toilet dropped his phone, and it fell right next to my foot. The screen was facing upward, and looked like he was taking pictures of his junk in the office toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Vkaz - / Thursday 2 October 2014 18:20 / United States - Tampa

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By GodPart2 | 20

#6079533 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:24

Kick it back to him, it's the only decent thing to do

By Crofty92 | 17

#6079535 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:24

Or maybe he was using the front camera to look over the stall.

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By GodPart2 | 20

#6079533 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:24

Kick it back to him, it's the only decent thing to do

Just_A_Tree | 20

#6079566 - Friday 3 October 2014 0:07

Did he at least follow the Blue Mountain State guide lines for dick picks?

adrian1910 | 15

#6079580 - Friday 3 October 2014 0:42

Plot twist: what if it wasn't dropped?

Riku714 | 25

#6079593 - Friday 3 October 2014 1:07

The plot thickens..

CoolCookie210 | 22

#6079683 - Friday 3 October 2014 4:58

Further plot twist: what if it wasn't his junk?

thief1434 | 23

#6080415 - Saturday 4 October 2014 0:47

Lol, it all depends on what the dude said after he dropped it.

By thefmlman2011 | 30

#6079534 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:24

That's gross!

By Crofty92 | 17

#6079535 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:24

Or maybe he was using the front camera to look over the stall.

sarah5745 | 41

#6079548 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:40

Oh god, please no..

Adeptasaurus | 12

#6081302 - Sunday 5 October 2014 1:08

Maybe he "dropped" the phone to get you interested.

By kingcaper817 | 14

#6079536 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:25

Oh man that's nasty sorry you had to see that

RecklessLove | 18

#6079734 - Friday 3 October 2014 6:59

Actually, it didn't specify whether it was the camera or pictures.

By luverofakatsuki | 16

#6079537 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:26

to each their own i guess :/

By christian1509 | 21

#6079538 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:27

I don't see why he couldn't wait till he was home, fuck your life for having to see that

LittleBells | 17

#6079686 - Friday 3 October 2014 5:06

There's a button for that

killerdana | 19

#6079706 - Friday 3 October 2014 5:54

That's a little ironic #53 considering you could have just down voted his comment and moved on. Your comment only works if all he said was fyl

By possy | 19

#6079539 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:27

I know everyone else wondering who's is bigger?

buckstop1 | 37

#6079541 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:29

Nope .Just you

sarah5745 | 41

#6079551 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:42

I don't think anyone is #7

tony1891 | 22

#6079560 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:59

nope. no one else here is wondering that.

sdroze1389 | 31

#6079563 - Friday 3 October 2014 0:00

mine is

By not_alone | 8

#6079540 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:29

At least know you know what he does when he gets bored at work ...

By therealjc_fml | 14

#6079542 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:30

One of many reasons to not take a dump at work!

killerdana | 19

#6079704 - Friday 3 October 2014 5:51

But sometimes you can't hold it till your lunch break or when you get home

By orbit | 22

#6079543 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:31

So why is this an fml? Maybe for the other guy out of embarrassment but why fyl?

Khaleesi_26 | 30

#6079546 - Thursday 2 October 2014 23:36

Because OP will have those images burned into the back of his mind. And I'm sure that's not something he really wanted to see.

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