FML : Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets...

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Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By gofixmyhead - / Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:53 / United Kingdom

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By iAmScrubs | 19

#3206451 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:00

Call for backup. We can not let this sorry excuse for a dried-up grape get away with a crime like this.

By Fruit_Dealer | 9

#3206681 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:41

I heard the rate of suicide bombing on toatsers are raisin' these days.

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By KYLAisaBITCH | 4

#3206449 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:00

At least it didn't catch the building on fire..

nixter5 | 18

#3206523 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:07

Too much happening in this FML for me to comprehend.

BadMofeelius | 0

#3206548 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:10

Agreed

jillianmathers12 | 13

#3206582 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:17

Same! I think that I need school to come back!

FFPulley | 9

#3206591 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:19

The Brave Little Toaster has met it's match. It is a sad, sad day.

sydneynault99 | 7

#3206599 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:20

agreeeed...

coffeygirl12 | 14

#3206653 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:31

Raisins are evil. Don't trust them...

Spinnmaster | 1

#3206835 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 08:11

Sometimes you just gotta do some work on a toaster.

NabbdjuretPerry | 0

#3206918 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 08:40

Its always something with toast on FML...

ducttapewallet | 7

#3207024 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 09:47

F that toasters L

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#3207215 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 10:40

I think you mean "at least it didn't SET the building on fire.."

fakeaccountX | 6

#3207704 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:04

This is honestly the most entertaining thing I have ever read. Thank you for being in the UK.

bryannab1 | 0

#3208202 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 01:11

My toaster bursted into flames once when i put in a toaster waffle.

farhil | 14

#3209680 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 05:15

Looks like your toaster was "raisin" its standards... Yeah? Ok I'll admit that was terrible

humorizer | 14

#3210329 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 08:30

You think that's embarrassing? My pet venus fly trap died eating a ladybug. :/

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#3212663 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 06:45

Why am I thumbed down???

humorizer | 14

#3216592 - Thursday 1 September 2011 06:40

Probably due to your condescending nature of correcting an innocent person's grammar. We grammar nazis only attack people's grammar when they are conceited and deserve to be taunted. The initial poster was making a harmless joke and as such should not be Nazi'd.

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#3219052 - Friday 2 September 2011 02:21

Yes but they could at least show a basic comprehension of English and not write in the fashion of a nursery child

MareNostrum | 0

#3225023 - Saturday 3 September 2011 01:21

You didn't even punctuate your sentence. -_-

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#3240946 - Monday 5 September 2011 05:03

I personally am rubbish at punctuation but I do have a justified objection to people not using the correct words.

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#6418200 - Thursday 24 September 2015 12:08

I am coming back to this FML slightly over four years later, and I would like to apologise for my sheer unadulterated dickishness, I'm embarrassed just looking at how I acted

By iAmScrubs | 19

#3206451 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:00

Call for backup. We can not let this sorry excuse for a dried-up grape get away with a crime like this.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3206510 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:05

I'm on the case with my tracker hound already scrubs. It won't get far!

Fruit_Dealer | 9

#3206681 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:41

I heard the rate of suicide bombing on toatsers are raisin' these days.

flockz | 19

#3206775 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:56

my face is wrinkled with frustration. the search for the elusive "raisin bomber" has hit a dry streak.

Sunny_Eclipse | 6

#3206795 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 08:01

...I see what you did there, 29.

flockz | 19

#3206884 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 08:26

i see what you did there 36.... all though i think i am the only one who will ever see what i did there...

Sonic_boomerang | 5

#3206976 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 09:12

I see what you did there 44

TheRealHouse | 7

#3207660 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:00

I see dead people

ItsTheKing | 8

#3207926 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:25

I see what you did there 44. Wrinkled lol.

By lol0wnee | 5

#3206453 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:00

Ew raisins

hailphire130 | 0

#3206995 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 09:29

What?! It's always a beautiful day with two scoops of raisins.

HannahForbesxo | 13

#3207026 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 09:47

Raisins are little dried-up bits of evil.

lovelydarlings | 6

#3207207 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 10:38

Raisinets are the bomb though!

unluckiestperson_fml | 14

#3207538 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:39

Chocolate covered raisins I can bear, regular ones are awful

By xADTR182 | 0

#3206462 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:01

The toaster was probably made by the Japs.

By tebonz | 4

#3206467 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:01

Sup

Jimster1712 | 0

#3206528 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:07

Nothing much

By turtleomnom | 0

#3206472 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:02

well, clearly it was the residue from the chicken soup that had accumulated. it was a ticking time bomb. but still, epic fail! :D

jscrim | 0

#3207431 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:23

No shit, prick. Obviously it was the soup. The point is, it sucks. No lectures required.

Jdeluxh | 12

#3208709 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 03:44

Cool your jets.

kelsey_katie | 17

#3208970 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 04:58

73, calm your horses.

By Jovecove | 13

#3206478 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:03

Raisins are evil creatures, disguised as little fruits!

TheRealHouse | 7

#3207692 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:03

kinda like emo kids? jk.. ;)

crinx034 | 0

#3208148 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:59

Wait emo's are disguised now?! Damn things are everywhere, spreading their depression and STD's

emmanizzer | 6

#3210234 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 07:57

Since when do emo's spread STDs?

turtleomnom | 0

#3220781 - Friday 2 September 2011 05:45

they aren't creatures, they're my evil robot minions that are going to take over the world for me. be afraid >:)

MareNostrum | 0

#3225004 - Saturday 3 September 2011 01:19

Since when do emos actually suffer from depression?

YtotsDI | 0

#3563092 - Wednesday 9 November 2011 04:12

Since I became emo

By cassbird09 | 12

#3206481 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:03

I think the chicken soup crumpets may be to blame. They may have dripped into it and then when toy turned it on it ignited.

By HannahLouise96 | 13

#3206512 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:05

It was a kamikaze raisin, on a mission to destroy.

xADTR182 | 0

#3206699 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:44

So mine gets modded and not this??

By Monkeyone | 0

#3206516 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 07:06

That stinks for you!!

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