FML : Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets...

134

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By gofixmyhead - / Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:53 / United Kingdom

Miscellaneous

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By iAmScrubs | 19

#3206451 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:00

Call for backup. We can not let this sorry excuse for a dried-up grape get away with a crime like this.

By Fruit_Dealer | 9

#3206681 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:41

I heard the rate of suicide bombing on toatsers are raisin' these days.

Comments

By KYLAisaBITCH | 4

#3206449 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:00

At least it didn't catch the building on fire..

nixter5 | 18

#3206523 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:07

Too much happening in this FML for me to comprehend.

BadMofeelius | 0

#3206548 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:10

Agreed

jillianmathers12 | 13

#3206582 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:17

Same! I think that I need school to come back!

FFPulley | 9

#3206591 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:19

The Brave Little Toaster has met it's match. It is a sad, sad day.

sydneynault99 | 7

#3206599 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:20

agreeeed...

coffeygirl12 | 14

#3206653 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:31

Raisins are evil. Don't trust them...

Spinnmaster | 1

#3206835 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 20:11

Sometimes you just gotta do some work on a toaster.

NabbdjuretPerry | 0

#3206918 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 20:40

Its always something with toast on FML...

ducttapewallet | 7

#3207024 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 21:47

F that toasters L

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#3207215 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:40

I think you mean "at least it didn't SET the building on fire.."

fakeaccountX | 6

#3207704 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:04

This is honestly the most entertaining thing I have ever read. Thank you for being in the UK.

bryannab1 | 0

#3208202 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:11

My toaster bursted into flames once when i put in a toaster waffle.

farhil | 14

#3209680 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 5:15

Looks like your toaster was "raisin" its standards... Yeah?

Ok I'll admit that was terrible

humorizer | 14

#3210329 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:30

You think that's embarrassing? My pet venus fly trap died eating a ladybug. :/

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#3212663 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:45

Why am I thumbed down???

humorizer | 14

#3216592 - Thursday 1 September 2011 18:40

Probably due to your condescending nature of correcting an innocent person's grammar.

We grammar nazis only attack people's grammar when they are conceited and deserve to be taunted. The initial poster was making a harmless joke and as such should not be Nazi'd.

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#3219052 - Friday 2 September 2011 2:21

Yes but they could at least show a basic comprehension of English and not write in the fashion of a nursery child

MareNostrum | 0

#3225023 - Saturday 3 September 2011 1:21

You didn't even punctuate your sentence. -_-

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#3240946 - Monday 5 September 2011 17:03

I personally am rubbish at punctuation but I do have a justified objection to people not using the correct words.

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#6418200 - Thursday 24 September 2015 0:08

I am coming back to this FML slightly over four years later, and I would like to apologise for my sheer unadulterated dickishness, I'm embarrassed just looking at how I acted

By iAmScrubs | 19

#3206451 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:00

Call for backup. We can not let this sorry excuse for a dried-up grape get away with a crime like this.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3206510 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:05

I'm on the case with my tracker hound already scrubs. It won't get far!

Fruit_Dealer | 9

#3206681 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:41

I heard the rate of suicide bombing on toatsers are raisin' these days.

flockz | 19

#3206775 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:56

my face is wrinkled with frustration. the search for the elusive "raisin bomber" has hit a dry streak.

Sunny_Eclipse | 6

#3206795 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 20:01

...I see what you did there, 29.

flockz | 19

#3206884 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 20:26

i see what you did there 36.... all though i think i am the only one who will ever see what i did there...

Sonic_boomerang | 5

#3206976 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 21:12

I see what you did there 44

TheRealHouse | 7

#3207660 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:00

I see dead people

ItsTheKing | 10

#3207926 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:25

I see what you did there 44. Wrinkled lol.

By lol0wnee | 5

#3206453 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:00

Ew raisins

hailphire130 | 0

#3206995 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 21:29

What?! It's always a beautiful day with two scoops of raisins.

HannahForbesxo | 13

#3207026 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 21:47

Raisins are little dried-up bits of evil.

lovelydarlings | 6

#3207207 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:38

Raisinets are the bomb though!

unluckiestperson_fml | 14

#3207538 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:39

Chocolate covered raisins I can bear, regular ones are awful

By xADTR182 | 0

#3206462 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:01

The toaster was probably made by the Japs.

By tebonz | 4

#3206467 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:01

Sup

Jimster1712 | 0

#3206528 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:07

Nothing much

By turtleomnom | 0

#3206472 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:02

well, clearly it was the residue from the chicken soup that had accumulated. it was a ticking time bomb. but still, epic fail! :D

jscrim | 0

#3207431 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:23

No shit, prick. Obviously it was the soup. The point is, it sucks. No lectures required.

Jdeluxh | 12

#3208709 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 3:44

Cool your jets.

kelsey_katie | 17

#3208970 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 4:58

73, calm your horses.

By Jovecove | 13

#3206478 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:03

Raisins are evil creatures, disguised as little fruits!

TheRealHouse | 7

#3207692 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:03

kinda like emo kids? jk.. ;)

crinx034 | 0

#3208148 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:59

Wait emo's are disguised now?! Damn things are everywhere, spreading their depression and STD's

emmanizzer | 6

#3210234 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:57

Since when do emo's spread STDs?

turtleomnom | 0

#3220781 - Friday 2 September 2011 5:45

they aren't creatures, they're my evil robot minions that are going to take over the world for me. be afraid >:)

MareNostrum | 0

#3225004 - Saturday 3 September 2011 1:19

Since when do emos actually suffer from depression?

YtotsDI | 0

#3563092 - Wednesday 9 November 2011 16:12

Since I became emo

By cassbird09 | 12

#3206481 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:03

I think the chicken soup crumpets may be to blame. They may have dripped into it and then when toy turned it on it ignited.

By HannahLouise96 | 13

#3206512 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:05

It was a kamikaze raisin, on a mission to destroy.

xADTR182 | 0

#3206699 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:44

So mine gets modded and not this??

By Monkeyone | 0

#3206516 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 19:06

That stinks for you!!

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I hid my weed stash in a bag from an expensive jewellery store. My sister walked into my room, went "Ooh, what's this?" and grabbed the bag. I grabbed...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic....

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Miscellaneous

Nearly

Today, I was in the shop with my little girl when an old man farted on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today I slept with a guy for the first time in 3 years, right as we finished he said ‘you should leave I feel guilty I have a girlfriend’. FML...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

World

Loading data…

Canada

Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...

Australia

Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...

See all the World FMLs

Photos

See all FML photos