FML : Today, in order to look nice for a date, I tried the new blue mouthwash that turns plaque blue so you know where to brush. I couldn't get all the blue....

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Today, in order to look nice for a date, I tried the new blue mouthwash that turns plaque blue so you know where to brush. I couldn't get all the blue. FML

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By Ricky - / Saturday 16 May 2009 21:19 / Canada

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By kwbuzz23wk | 0

#204749 - Sunday 17 May 2009 1:58

never test something right before a date.

you never kow how cheap it is and its always hard to get rid of cheaply made things. Just brush well.

By xdeliciae | 0

#204759 - Sunday 17 May 2009 2:00

Isn't that stuff for little kids...?

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By kwbuzz23wk | 0

#204749 - Sunday 17 May 2009 1:58

never test something right before a date.

you never kow how cheap it is and its always hard to get rid of cheaply made things. Just brush well.

ilovecheeer | 0

#2468621 - Friday 6 May 2011 16:48

EWWWW. you nasty

By strawberry_78 | 0

#204756 - Sunday 17 May 2009 2:00

Ewww go to the dentist and get that shyt cleaned!!!

dolphinlvr7 | 24

#6449167 - Saturday 31 October 2015 5:48

Tf? Everyone has plaque

By xdeliciae | 0

#204759 - Sunday 17 May 2009 2:00

Isn't that stuff for little kids...?

tyhod123 | 4

#1740449 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 16:37

yes

skyttlz | 32

#2081023 - Monday 14 February 2011 5:08

So? I'm 16 and I use it.

mikey12212 | 14

#6377777 - Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:44

I agree, I'm 20 and I use it lol! It's awesome!

By Panime | 0

#204762 - Sunday 17 May 2009 2:01

If your teeth are white and you are brushing thoroughly, why worry about seeing where the plaque is before it's gone?

By manoverboard | 0

#204766 - Sunday 17 May 2009 2:02

...isn't that for five-year-olds with terrible teeth?
Wowww.

By redbluegreen | 40

#204769 - Sunday 17 May 2009 2:02

Hahahaha, damn.

But yeah, isn't that stuff for little kids?

By kandyjohnson | 0

#204774 - Sunday 17 May 2009 2:03

Maybe it's time for a new toothbrush if you couldn't get all the plaque off

By ShimmyPizza | 0

#204777 - Sunday 17 May 2009 2:03

LOL. Like #1 said, never test anything before a date. YDI, brush better.

By imthejuggernautt | 0

#204804 - Sunday 17 May 2009 2:12

That's why your parents said you should always brush your teeth.

By MissMichaela_ | 0

#204805 - Sunday 17 May 2009 2:12

ewww, brush yo teeth better.

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