Today, in an effort to be fitter, I joined a Pilates class. Ten minutes into it, I dropped a 10-pound dumbbell on my face. I now have a horrific looking black eye, and half of my cheek is a mottled green color. Not to mention the cut above my eye that needed 4 stitches. FML
By
Rowaelin16
- United States - Crystal Lake
"We can reverse the process that left you horribly disfigured! If you just let the hostages go, we will develop a serum for your affliction!"
"What? Oh, no, I just dropped a weight on my face while trying to work out."
"…"