By Rowaelin16 - 23/9/2016 03:31 - United States - Crystal Lake
Today, in an effort to be fitter, I joined a Pilates class. Ten minutes into it, I dropped a 10-pound dumbbell on my face. I now have a horrific looking black eye, and half of my cheek is a mottled green color. Not to mention the cut above my eye that needed 4 stitches. FML
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By  Tripartita  |  44

On the upside, you can sell the rights to your FML to be used as the worst super villain origin story.

"We can reverse the process that left you horribly disfigured! If you just let the hostages go, we will develop a serum for your affliction!"

"What? Oh, no, I just dropped a weight on my face while trying to work out."

"…"

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By  Tripartita  |  44

On the upside, you can sell the rights to your FML to be used as the worst super villain origin story.

"We can reverse the process that left you horribly disfigured! If you just let the hostages go, we will develop a serum for your affliction!"

"What? Oh, no, I just dropped a weight on my face while trying to work out."

"…"