what a waste of a first comment.

Yep. That's why it's on FML.

Why you don't say.

Poor OP?!? No sir, poor bed. It just got demolished by an overweight American.

21, just because the bed broke does not mean he/she is fat. Not all americans are fat, thats a stupid stereo-type.

He or she might not even be American. It never specified anything. I'd say let him trash Americans. It can be debated whether or not we're the leading world power, but there's no doubting we're one of the top.

I guarentee you stereo-type people on a bus before you set next to someone. Same at a movie theater or a plane. So because I made a reference that alot of Americans are fat im wrong? And 33 America being a leading power in the world has nothing to do with a fat person breaking a bed. So a big Wtf to you.

Speak for yourself. I judge people based on the attitude the individual presents, not because of a stupid stereotype.

I would not feel comfortable sitting next to a ninja.

49- Do not judge the ninja.

I am saddened that you would stereotype us ninjas as cold blooded, midnight muderers. We are a trained and civil society. Many of us are working to acquire Ph.D's in assassinating, stealth, and African American history.

Fluttershy thinks it should be required for all ninjas to take her speciality course---"How to Care For All Living Creatures." She thinks that would dissuade them from becoming trained assassins.

TriflingAllDay - Please take your ridiculous generalisations elsewhere. And please understand that this isn't an American site. Many of the OPs and commenters are not American, so you can't assume this was written by an American. Oh, and fuck you for acting like an ass clown.

That's sweet, though. I'm sorry it didn't end up so well. Boyfriend's FML: Today, I tried to be sexy by picking up my girlfriend and throwing her on the bed. She ended up going right through the bed, sexy time over. FML

1- Are you even old enough to be commenting on a sexual FML?

16- I liked your comment for your picture and name.

Ah the curse of the first comment got her.

Actually they were not having sex yet..

My pelvic thrusts are too much for the pour bed to handle. Now I know how to break the bed properly.

Poor*

Hey look at the bright side if you fall off during sexy time it wont hurt as much than if you fell off a high bed

25, I'm not much of a grammar nazi, but it's poor :) pass English next time, yeah?

Poor 75 didn't understand that 25 is accustomed to pouring water beds.

Bright side OP you know you're not overweight, just shit bed. :)

At first I was also thinking that the bed was probably just weak...now after consideration I have decided that OP must be a ghost and that is why OP was able to actually fall "through" the bed.

Nah, just bought it from IKEA probably.

OP must be a ghost.

Heavy set girlfriend?

That would hurt

He must workout a LOT!!

Nah i think they like the big hole in their bed. Adds charactor.

*Character

Character is best in the bedroom.

I don't, please explain.

You still wouldn't get it if it were explained. It's actually pretty self explanatory.

yep pretty self explanatory.... OP's elephant loves to cuddle in the early hours of the morning, playing Monopoly and watching Swamp People therefore wearing out the bed from extended use. who wouldn't know that?

How are you a 15 year old guy who doesn't understand this. Guy. 15. Guy. And what do guys (stereotypically) think of?

109- Monstertrucks, sports, cars, guns, explosions...I don't see how you think any of this is related.

GIGGITY OH!!!

Because we all like to have sex fully clothed...

Yes!

No!

it didn't say the OP had sex, it said 'in an attempt to be sexy' so the OP could have been clothed still

Maybe it's just a weak bed...?

#7 - Your picture frightens me...

I was thinking the same thing..

Jus bc the bed broke when he threw her down doesn't mean it's bc she's fat it could've been the beds old or weak or something don't be rude

That was my first thought too, but then I realized that if she was heavy enough to break a bed, her boyfriend probably couldn't lift her, much less throw her. I think they probably just have a cheap bed. :/

Actually, on my old [crappy] bed, when my 56 pounds brother jumped on it, it broke. So, you could blame OP or the bed, but the bed is probably more accurate.

Maybe the boyfriend threw her down too hard

Hulk smash?

29- good job !!!!!

It's from a lost page of the Karma Sutra, actually.