By batter--up - United States
Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML
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  kayztastic  |  0

that is totally my mom.
she's threaten cops on my boyfriends. "if you put her in that car, I'm calling the cops". it's embarrassing. we broke up shortly after.

  Sionnach  |  10

"Today, after I ran off this lout trying to get his filthy paws all over my daughter, the ungrateful little bitch took the bat out of my hands and swung at me. FML"


Seriously, your mom sounds like an awful tool. FYL

  Reyo  |  2

The kid's a pussy. All he had was do was tell her that she'd better kill him or he's going to buy a brand new Corvette with her money.

  sucks4Udude  |  3

"Today, I was hanging out at the store when I saw a cute girl near her mom. I went over to flirt, and the mom grabbed a bat off the shelf and threatened to beat the shit out of me. I didn't get a date. fml."

but seriously, fyl

  thorscope  |  0

my dates dad was cleaning a tippmann txp marker when I came to pick her up. I was like you into paintball? and he was like damn most of the guys don't know this is a marker not a gun. We have got along great after that.