By batter--up - / Wednesday 17 February 2010 02:54 / United States
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
  kayztastic  |  0

that is totally my mom.
she's threaten cops on my boyfriends. "if you put her in that car, I'm calling the cops". it's embarrassing. we broke up shortly after.

  Sionnach  |  10

"Today, after I ran off this lout trying to get his filthy paws all over my daughter, the ungrateful little bitch took the bat out of my hands and swung at me. FML"


Seriously, your mom sounds like an awful tool. FYL

  Reyo  |  2

The kid's a pussy. All he had was do was tell her that she'd better kill him or he's going to buy a brand new Corvette with her money.

  sucks4Udude  |  3

"Today, I was hanging out at the store when I saw a cute girl near her mom. I went over to flirt, and the mom grabbed a bat off the shelf and threatened to beat the shit out of me. I didn't get a date. fml."

but seriously, fyl

  thorscope  |  0

my dates dad was cleaning a tippmann txp marker when I came to pick her up. I was like you into paintball? and he was like damn most of the guys don't know this is a marker not a gun. We have got along great after that.

Loading data…