Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML
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claudio117
| 12
I guess you could say you're ripped
By
darwinism
| 30
Just remember, it's better to have a torn tendon than a prolapsed anus in a weight lifting competion. It's still a win! Good luck OP!
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kittenmeownyan
| 18
You can have the pride of winning as your prize!
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xlord
| 27
Screw the pride, I'd rather have money.
That's why I worked at McDonald's when I was younger :(
That's why I worked at McDonald's when I was younger :(
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vcapelo
| 19
OP would still have his money if they had free health care!
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
He/She*
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DyslexicPanda
| 12
What I wanna know is how he still won...?
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claudio117
| 12
I guess you could say you're ripped
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fareith
| 15
Single best comment on FML. Bravo sir.
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sux4u121
| 10
Good pun, yes. Best comment in FML, not even close.
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lemmingscanfly
| 2
Ripped? That doesn't make sense...
But also NOT IN CANADA.
But also NOT IN CANADA.
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NeatNit
| 32
YDI. It's not hard to feel when to stop and when the body can't take it anymore.
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XxDevilxXGt
| 26
He had to do it for his honor!
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AlphaPrice
| 7
Well sometimes due to adrenaline, we don't always feel our muscle tearing. I had a similar experience when I was maxing out on squats and somehow tore my right lat (that's what they told me) without knowing it for a good while. Like #25 said.
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RadeonDerp
| 24
It's like that FML where that guy got a paycheck for $840 and on the way to the bank he broke his suspension, and it would cost $800 to fix.
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HoboWithACondom
| 8
Can I have the link to that?
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darwinism
| 30
Just remember, it's better to have a torn tendon than a prolapsed anus in a weight lifting competion. It's still a win! Good luck OP!
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landon_loe11
| 16
Well that escalated quickly.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
I remember when that happened. It was up at Penn State. Yikes.
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml
| 22
Arm wrestling tournament? Did you guys then beat your chests while uttering primal screams?
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ShyAnn29
| 14
What's wrong with arm wrestling? It's fun, I used to arm wrestle my brother and his friends all the time, and I won!
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Pleonasm
| 34
Because arm-wrestling is only for brutes.
Good work being close-minded and presumptuous; hopefully that stick doesn't get in the way of you sitting down, unless you like that kind of thing.
Good work being close-minded and presumptuous; hopefully that stick doesn't get in the way of you sitting down, unless you like that kind of thing.
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ManInTheMachine
| 19
Let's not agitate them, Pleo. We don't know how good they are at ass-fencing.
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Jeffo193
| 13
From what i understand this sort of thing happens frequently at arm wrestling tournaments...yeah it sucks but surely you're not surprised!?
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Wizardo
| 33
There's a tendon-cy that these things happen, don't worry OP I'm sure you'll but strung back together in no time and rip other people up.
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tllom
| 10
Yikes! It could've been worse, You'll be fine though! :D Im curious, how much was the prize money? ^_^ Congrats!
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AngrySailor
| 17
"you'll be fine"?? Are you a doctor? I'm not either but but seems like OP will require surgery to repair said "torn" tendon. Perhaps out definitions of "fine" differ.
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tllom
| 10
I actually am! ^_^ It's not the end of the world, simmer down.
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AngrySailor
| 17
Oh. Ok Dr. Nick. My bad. Smh...
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abukaramel
| 10
Must've been a pretty tough competition for that to happen, huh? Congratulations anyway