By awalc - 20/12/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 720
You deserved it 6 033

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SookyTurner 4

Lifes a bitch

Ah, you must be one of those people that thinks glue isn't real and Elmer's school glue is actually a bottle of bull sperm.

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SookyTurner 4

Lifes a bitch

Rainbow ninjas in your house OP. I suggest you hide.

Are you Marshawn Lynch?

And then you die.

Taste the rainbow biatch

bluekid7 5

Let me guess OP, you were the first one asleep.....

ImFrackinBored 13

Nope, OPs friends are.

He is defiantly doing so eh? I would have figured the word definitely would have been a bit more suitable for that comment. But hey, whatever floats your illiterate boat.

littlegold 7

43- lol thanks for saying that....

MagicGiraffe 12

Did there happen to be a Tiger in the bathroom and a baby in the closet?

LiyIa_fml 8

At least when OP gets hungry, he or she wont have to look far! :) Have fun getting them off your forhead though.

jblikesanalsecks 0

KEITH MOON LIKES ANAL SEX SO DOES RINGO

Damn_Hippster 11

Glue the rainbow Taste the rainbow

1- mines a gold digger

ptrick718 1

Look out for Marshawn lynch then

Taste the rainbow!!

29 - second nas reference this week

eyeIoveyou 4

maybe a sour patch gummy did it to you! :( "First they're sour, then they're sweet."

CookieMonstr19 0

At least there skittles!;D

Ummm...SNACK!! How is this a bad thing?!

nixter5 18

Just make sure that bitch beautiful!

TASTE THE RAINBOW!!......and um ur own face

Beast Mode?

anzie_fml 9

OP should have the Tube Sock help him out :P

I find it odd that I just read an FML where most of the comments were about glue and skittles.

Did u play connect the dots afterwards?

its a bad thing because she can't eat because they are super glued to her forehead!

FMLandurstoo 9

Mmmhmmm "glued?"

Ah, you must be one of those people that thinks glue isn't real and Elmer's school glue is actually a bottle of bull sperm.

How would you prefer it, No. 2? Glud? Glude? Glood? Gl?d?

Damn app took away my fancy "u"

you can taste the rainbow

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Op can just have someone suck on his forehead until the skittle dissolves. I suggest doing this in public.

FMLandurstoo 9

Yes I am

116- I do something quite similar to that, but instead I glue the skittles to my dick.

162 I got to try that sometime, thanks for the idea bro!

ShroomsOnAcid 16

162 - I will suggest doing that in public as well.

162-I was gonna say...I would tottalllyy eat them off your dick! But then I realized that's a tottally inaapropiate thing to say on a public thread. So I'll just settle with a good ol' "LOL" xD

ShroomsOnAcid 16

184 - Are you desperate or just high?

It's already in the making. It's a commercial with Megan Fox and I. They'll cover it up slightly and play it on Nickelodeon to subliminally message the masses.

Ouch. Sorry dude:(

xSonic 9

It's ok

Skittles dissolve easily in water. I think OP will be alright.

Skittles rocks! Yums

Sinamoi 18

Unnecessaries plurals! Yays

TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!

The rainbow is taste'in him

blondebrunette11 4

Atleast they werent on his dick.. Lol jk, Not eve one could fit.

yourlifesfucked 0

98- The fuck?!

37- Feel the rainbow!

blondebrunette11 4

Sorry my bro took my phone. Hahah

132 stop lying, I've seen that excuse so many times on here

Its a blond...

blondebrunette11 4

143- Yeah okay, dot beleive me.. I dont really give a fuck.

Well would you prefer they were dingleberries? No! Enjoy the rainbow!

I love skittles! Heads up! (horrible combination of a bad pun and almost a Family Guy reference) Bring on the angry thumbs.

Only if you insist.

Taste the rainbow (;

DKjazz 20

"The Angry Thumbs" was a Bass & Drums project I was a part of.

Who could have done

Crap. Replied to wrong comment. Ignore me. Thumbs me down and stuff.

"Done" what? What? ANSWER ME DAMMITZ, WHO COULD HAVE DONE WHAT!?!?!?

Take a guess...

Forehead, taste the rainbow

The worst part was when OP realized that they were all grape Skittles.

Yes. The best to torture your victims with. No, wait! Not even Hitler would deserve to be punished with grape Skittles!

Taste the rainbow motherfucker!

Awh, doesn't anyone watch the Nostalgia Critic?

Awh, double post. Edited.

AVGN is better.

Get them back with m&m's

skittles > M&Ms established fact

SilverInGray 25

Skittles are gross.

Get him back with a pair of Arabian sunglasses

84, your face is gross.

SilverInGray 25

Good insult. I like it.

That was some wicked party last night bro...