FML : Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stop whistling loudly and it was getting on my nerves. "Can the dick who is whistling...

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Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stop whistling loudly and it was getting on my nerves. "Can the dick who is whistling please stop?" I asked. It was the general manager of my department. I'm still on probation. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By whatzthehell - / Wednesday 3 June 2009 10:31 / Kuwait

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By untoldfame | 3

#262175 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 11:06

a whistling dick huh? that could be quite the party trick.

By WildClown | 0

#262146 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 11:03

You're the dick. YDI.

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By WildClown | 0

#262146 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 11:03

You're the dick. YDI.

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klovemachine | 24

#5916942 - Thursday 17 April 2014 02:43

No

By kaelendra | 0

#262172 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 11:05

I might get annoyed by the same kinda thing but how you handled it and the language? Dumb.

By untoldfame | 3

#262175 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 11:06

a whistling dick huh? that could be quite the party trick.

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lilmisslovely13 | 15

#2392968 - Saturday 23 April 2011 06:53

hahaha lolzz

By JKPPS | 0

#262177 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 11:06

you could've just asked nicely...

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redwhite03 | 0

#4645074 - Tuesday 3 July 2012 08:12

He said please...

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tannerianian | 11

#5537350 - Sunday 16 June 2013 12:52

Op is a she...

By tinks_fml | 0

#262180 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 11:06

Bad luck!

By 24788 | 5

#262198 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 11:08

You should of asked nicely, but that guy should of been helping customers not whistling.

By hjc7 | 0

#262202 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 11:09

Didn't your parents tell you to ask nicely.

By omgsex | 0

#262205 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 11:09

Next time bring advil, Curing headaches and preventing dick moves, one pill at a time.

By sirmixalot | 0

#262206 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 11:09

I think ur fucking retarded. It's not like he knew u had a headache and was trying to annoy you

By technobutterfly | 0

#262209 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 11:10

You must work at a really high end place if you just spit out random curse words. /sarcasm

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