FML : Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell...

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Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By oww / Sunday 15 November 2009 19:38 / United States

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By FederalAgent | 0

#673319 - Sunday 15 November 2009 11:23

Your wording is the funniest part i.e... "my lamp next to me in bed" "yanked while I was sleeping"

By CallMeHush | 0

#673410 - Monday 16 November 2009 01:08

Well, you got to admit that it must have been funny to watch.

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By CherryKatie | 0

#673308 - Sunday 15 November 2009 11:11

lmaoooo!!!

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Youser | 0

#965994 - Sunday 21 March 2010 11:54

YDI

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JocelynKaulitz | 28

#6053167 - Sunday 31 August 2014 10:46

Bloody noses aren't that funny…

By FederalAgent | 0

#673319 - Sunday 15 November 2009 11:23

Your wording is the funniest part i.e... "my lamp next to me in bed" "yanked while I was sleeping"

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B_Foxy | 0

#673675 - Monday 16 November 2009 04:19

Win! :)

By Darksect0r13 | 0

#673322 - Sunday 15 November 2009 11:32

No FML at the end -.-

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Samantha_Elaine | 7

#5932450 - Friday 2 May 2014 05:57

There is.

By Joeboy777 | 0

#673341 - Monday 16 November 2009 12:17

That prick. Some boyfriend.

By Bloodknight | 22

#673373 - Monday 16 November 2009 01:05

I'd let the same happen to my chick, girl! Lighten up, it didn't kill you, it's funny!

By Sindy_fml | 4

#673396 - Monday 16 November 2009 12:58

ouch!!! didnt u feel it when it hit your face? and ur bf is a jerk :|

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lordofpantry | 8

#6153449 - Thursday 25 December 2014 03:08

DIE CIS SCUM!

By movies12 | 0

#673407 - Monday 16 November 2009 01:22

What a douche.

By sweetspicegirl | 0

#673408 - Monday 16 November 2009 01:06

ya wouldn't you wak up from feeling you nose hurting? by i would laugh my ass off too sorry

By CallMeHush | 0

#673410 - Monday 16 November 2009 01:08

Well, you got to admit that it must have been funny to watch.

By ragsy | 7

#673435 - Monday 16 November 2009 02:03

Don't blame it on your boyfriend. Maybe you need therapy.

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