FML : Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air and thought to myself "Wow, today is going to be great day. I...

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Today, I woke up to the sounds of birds singing, the smell of butter pancakes in the air and thought to myself "Wow, today is going to be great day. I can feel it!" Excited, I jumped out of my bed and threw open the door to see my 58 year old mother doing her morning stretches in the nude. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MrMagicMan000 - / Tuesday 25 August 2009 06:47 / United States

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By GigglesNpie | 0

#514126 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 04:09

dude, thats gross...

By danielrp34 | 7

#514133 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 04:12

Some people find their grandpa..

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By NoRemorse | 0

#514123 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 04:09

so you smelled her buttermilk flapjack titties? was the breakfast good at least?

tonyDlolli | 0

#514385 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 06:15

i moderated this one! first succcesful mod!!

chipmunk95 | 0

#514892 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 10:26

hahaha

fmlfmlfml15 | 0

#515159 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 12:14

I would go back into bed and try again the next day.

theycallmecarl | 0

#515833 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 06:26

My thoughts exactly.

MajorLeeScrewed | 0

#516187 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 11:39

you live with your mum?

z620 | 0

#933208 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 09:55

that wasn't pancakes u were smelling and 91 the op is probably a teenager

By GigglesNpie | 0

#514126 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 04:09

dude, thats gross...

americayay | 0

#514737 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 09:10

So would it have been better if it was your hot, supple, 35 year old mom?

Intoxicunt | 5

#514749 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 09:16

Hahaha, good point. :)

A12223 | 0

#1030403 - Monday 14 June 2010 10:43

stfu. cunt

By danielrp34 | 7

#514133 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 04:12

Some people find their grandpa..

By ILIEKGIRLS | 5

#514140 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 04:14

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN

minisquid | 9

#3296921 - Friday 16 September 2011 07:34

I recommend ritualistic samurai suicide. DIE WITH HONOR

By ILIEKGIRLS | 5

#514141 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 04:14

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN

Rickilynn1 | 10

#2789311 - Thursday 30 June 2011 05:58

WHAT !? SINCE WHEN ? You disappoint me.

By Subtext | 10

#514145 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 04:16

Yeeeach!!!

By wishfullthinking_fml | 0

#514147 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 04:16

why are you still living with your mom? I am 29 and my mom is not yet 58, so how old are you? maybe you deserved to see her tragically naked since you still live at home and must be at least 18!

LadyLynne | 0

#514161 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 04:20

your comment doesn't make sense, because it depends on when certain parents get together, im not 29 yet (not for a few years) and my parents are in their 60s and 70s. Of course, i do have a few older half siblings. age is not the issue here, but the visual is. EW.

CaitCaitCait3161 | 0

#514165 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 04:22

How can you assume that? My mom gave birth to me at age 43 so i was only 15 when she was 58.

Underwhelmed | 0

#514170 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 04:26

Some people go to college, asshat. There is no shame in living at home at the age of 18. Just because your parents got rid of you as soon as they could doesn't mean other parents are so heartless.

lolwatlol | 0

#514221 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 04:50

It could also be that her mom is the one living with him so he can take care of her.

paperfox_fml | 0

#514242 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 04:59

58 year olds don't need looking after.

Underwhelmed | 0

#514276 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 05:12

I dunno......a 58 year old mother who gets up and stretches naked, fully aware that her son is in the house....she's either a huge hippie or crazy.

StreetSinger | 4

#514418 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 06:37

I'm 20, my mom's 59, and I'm a junior in college. Don't be so quick to assume. And she totally wouldn't care if I was home. I've walked in on her topless multiple times, so much that it really doesn't freak me out anymore.

kissmyAzz | 0

#514500 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 07:22

Hahaha...You Win!

sadistmonkey | 19

#514502 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 07:22

How do you know he lives with his mom? Maybe he was staying over at her house or maybe she was staying over at his.

kissmyAzz | 0

#514511 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 07:26

i meant to reply to number 1...damnit]

wishfullthinking_fml | 0

#514840 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 09:59

did you learn the word "asshat" at college? Money well spent....

wingedspiritus | 0

#514888 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 10:23

No, it's learned on the internet. Don't try to act smart and judge others. How childish...

ktho522 | 0

#515121 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 11:52

I'm 16 and my mom and dad are both 58. So your point is invalid.

bigotcretin | 0

#515412 - Wednesday 26 August 2009 02:14

yes the do.

Ohnothingreally | 0

#610757 - Thursday 8 October 2009 10:05

What if she can't afford it?

ILIKEGIRL | 0

#637011 - Sunday 25 October 2009 12:22

lots of people have children pretty late, so 58 isn't really that old if you're the last child

IScreamRawr | 4

#912773 - Thursday 4 March 2010 03:03

I'll be 25 when my mom turns 58. So I see what your getting at.

julien672 | 0

#1368309 - Wednesday 8 September 2010 06:39

ummm alot of people have parents over the age of 50 and they themself are under the age of 18. I'm 14, and my dads 53. it's really not the point of the FML his age. so lay off.