By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML
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As a cheer coach I'm very interested to know how you got not one but TWO black eyes from a stunt. Sounds interesting... tell them the story and I'm sure they'd understand.

Clumsiness is hereditary. Tell 'em that! They'll understand

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congrats! your prize is knowing that you are a complete and total dumbass!

maybe you could try some makeup? that would hurt :((

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no one gives a shit

Clumsiness is hereditary. Tell 'em that! They'll understand

+1 YDI, by the way :D

Wear a nice shirt?

As a cheer coach I'm very interested to know how you got not one but TWO black eyes from a stunt. Sounds interesting... tell them the story and I'm sure they'd understand.

wow, well that wat u get for cheer leading, lol just tell them what happened and try using cover up if ur burned cheek isnt raw

As someone who was a cheerleader in highschool I feel your pain. In one practice I had a chipped tooth, a bruised nose and bruises on my knee. (we were getting ready for competition) Use lots of make up =) and don't talk about it and if they say anything make up some elaborate story.

Dumb Cheerleader.

I knew some obese "anti-conformist" effeminate Myspace high schooler would say something like this...

I'm none of those, you just fell for it. :D

Cheerleaders aren't dumb, I've had a 4.0 my entire life. If she wasn't bright it still wouldn't be her fault if a falling flyer accidentally kicked her or something when she was coming down.

Does no one understand her extended family is gonna think she gets beat?!

That's what I thought when I read this. Her extended family might not believe her story and therefore might call the police.