FML : Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While...

Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 24 December 2009 23:35 / United States

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By LizzysOwner | 17

#735328 - Friday 25 December 2009 1:40

As a cheer coach I'm very interested to know how you got not one but TWO black eyes from a stunt. Sounds interesting... tell them the story and I'm sure they'd understand.

By me5 | 0

#735281 - Friday 25 December 2009 1:13

Clumsiness is hereditary. Tell 'em that! They'll understand

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By TheButler | 0

#735267 - Friday 25 December 2009 1:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Tigg3r | 3

#735551 - Friday 25 December 2009 5:43

congrats! your prize is knowing that you are a complete and total dumbass!

mackenzieex3 | 0

#1197377 - Friday 6 August 2010 8:14

maybe you could try some makeup? that would hurt :((

By livan10 | 0

#735278 - Friday 25 December 2009 1:11

second b****

lemonlife | 0

#1549415 - Friday 15 October 2010 3:36

no one gives a shit

By christttinaaaxo | 0

#735279 - Friday 25 December 2009 1:13

aw,fyl ibdeed.

By me5 | 0

#735281 - Friday 25 December 2009 1:13

Clumsiness is hereditary. Tell 'em that! They'll understand

lostfaithinpppl | 19

#735297 - Friday 25 December 2009 1:22

+1
YDI, by the way :D

By ashlea925 | 0

#735319 - Friday 25 December 2009 1:31

Wear a nice shirt?

By LizzysOwner | 17

#735328 - Friday 25 December 2009 1:40

As a cheer coach I'm very interested to know how you got not one but TWO black eyes from a stunt. Sounds interesting... tell them the story and I'm sure they'd understand.

By jessxoxo28 | 5

#735337 - Friday 25 December 2009 1:47

wow, well that wat u get for cheer leading, lol
just tell them what happened and try using cover up if ur burned cheek isnt raw

By beck1132 | 0

#735344 - Friday 25 December 2009 1:52

As someone who was a cheerleader in highschool I feel your pain. In one practice I had a chipped tooth, a bruised nose and bruises on my knee. (we were getting ready for competition) Use lots of make up =) and don't talk about it and if they say anything make up some elaborate story.

By MagneticGuitar | 0

#735345 - Friday 25 December 2009 1:53

Dumb Cheerleader.

Malinkrot | 3

#735351 - Friday 25 December 2009 1:58

I knew some obese "anti-conformist" effeminate Myspace high schooler would say something like this...

MagneticGuitar | 0

#735354 - Friday 25 December 2009 2:00

I'm none of those, you just fell for it. :D

bluejayscheer | 7

#4374840 - Monday 30 April 2012 23:41

Cheerleaders aren't dumb, I've had a 4.0 my entire life. If she wasn't bright it still wouldn't be her fault if a falling flyer accidentally kicked her or something when she was coming down.