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Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By december2009 - / Monday 4 January 2010 03:41 / United States

Intimacy

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By bcubed | 0

#754517 - Monday 4 January 2010 10:57

YDI apparently you should have gotten to know this person who took your virginity a bit better...

By fullyhalfempty | 0

#754400 - Monday 4 January 2010 9:18

I guess he didn't do you for free.

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By Ishki | 0

#754389 - Monday 4 January 2010 9:10

Ouch. FYL

chaos753159 | 4

#823046 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:11

nice picture 

purple_gurl | 0

#1083151 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 7:16

YDI for having sex before marriage. Even when you're not married you still deserve it for doing it with someone you don't even know that well.

Oreohugzpenny | 4

#4643469 - Monday 2 July 2012 22:43

#69 If you are really in love with a person and you are not married that is fine. My sister and her boyfriend are in love but not married because they cannot afford a wedding. So if you really love someone it is fine.

Gringe | 1

#4699576 - Tuesday 17 July 2012 15:00

U are assuming she wasnt married!

mockingjaygirl16 | 8

#4917967 - Tuesday 11 September 2012 4:25

I have to agree with #69. it's supposed to be a special gift that we save until marriage.

By teehee1234 | 0

#754397 - Monday 4 January 2010 9:17

ooooooooo that sux

tinkerbell1357 | 0

#915593 - Friday 5 March 2010 2:57

aww poor u!!!!

By saimaali | 0

#754398 - Monday 4 January 2010 9:17

Hahahahaha.... nicely worded.

zeddeiram | 0

#2889985 - Thursday 14 July 2011 12:56

indeed.

By fullyhalfempty | 0

#754400 - Monday 4 January 2010 9:18

I guess he didn't do you for free.

My2864 | 1

#988308 - Tuesday 4 May 2010 19:37

WIN 4
just a win commrnt xD

By STYLE_E | 0

#754403 - Monday 4 January 2010 9:19

that sucks

Zappyyy | 2

#1166440 - Saturday 31 July 2010 13:23

dur!

flighted | 0

#2435039 - Saturday 30 April 2011 19:37

GREEDY BASTARD

By pretty_rave_girl_fml | 11

#754410 - Monday 4 January 2010 9:22

that sux!

By hoebiscuit | 0

#754413 - Monday 4 January 2010 9:23

Oh, that was you I did last night? Thanks for the TV. Best tip EVERRRR.

By jamie_leeann23 | 0

#754441 - Monday 4 January 2010 9:48

this fml is dumb. they let the stupidest shit on.

By cazares101 | 0

#754442 - Monday 4 January 2010 9:48

now that one suxs lol hope it wasn't a costly t

By phizxe | 0

#754448 - Monday 4 January 2010 9:52

OMFG

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