By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:47 - United States - Apollo

Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML
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xlord 27
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Thank god you yelled first before just blindly shooting!!

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zanoty 17
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I guess you could say he was a cat burglar... I'll show myself out

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xlord 27
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Thank god you yelled first before just blindly shooting!!

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okokalright 15
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Better safe than sorry

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howard007 18
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That's how surprises birthday parties go wrong!

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dragoongirl90 34
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You assume that a gun owner would just blindly shoot. OP clearly knows what he's doing.

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thatoneguy1111 15
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Most gun owners know proper gun safety and are not just firing away

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teentee401 36
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I remember reading a news story a while ago about a girl who hid in her closet to jump out and scare her parents. Her trigger happy dad ended up shooting her. I'm glad everything ended up okay in OP's case but as soon as I started reading this FML I thought it was going going to end badly.

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Acerhawk 24
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I'm imagining this with him and his cat in each others positions

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twitchywaffles 26
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Your cat will never fuck with you again... Never cats will always fuck with us

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twitchywaffles 26
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I realize this comment is bad, and there isn't much I can do with it. So I'll just say sorry

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False_Stupidity 41
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It's like you are arguing with yourself, or the voices in your head...

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americanafrican 32
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#22 i think it would be easier to argue with yourself

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zanoty 17
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I guess you could say he was a cat burglar... I'll show myself out

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skiddalz 21
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At least you're not one to shoot out of fear

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Grayness_ 26
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Well.. Take it as a practice. Next time if it does happen and is not your cat. You'll know what to do.

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ColorOfSoul 19
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You caught the cat burglar.

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LilMissCanadian 22
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This sounds like something that would be in a comedy.

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corky1992 33
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At least you didn't shoot your cat lol

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OscarEcho 12
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Wow. That's what happens when everyone carry guns. I am so happy I don't live in a country that allows people to run around in their homes in the middle of the night with loaded guns!

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superspooky 13
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He yelled first. he didn't say he shot the cat. nowhere does it say he ran downstairs blindly shooting like a moron.

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be82tw 17
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error in posting

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