By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:47 - United States - Apollo

Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML
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Thank god you yelled first before just blindly shooting!!

I guess you could say he was a cat burglar... I'll show myself out

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Thank god you yelled first before just blindly shooting!!

Better safe than sorry

That's how surprises birthday parties go wrong!

You assume that a gun owner would just blindly shoot. OP clearly knows what he's doing.

Most gun owners know proper gun safety and are not just firing away

I remember reading a news story a while ago about a girl who hid in her closet to jump out and scare her parents. Her trigger happy dad ended up shooting her. I'm glad everything ended up okay in OP's case but as soon as I started reading this FML I thought it was going going to end badly.

I'm imagining this with him and his cat in each others positions

Your cat will never fuck with you again... Never cats will always fuck with us

I realize this comment is bad, and there isn't much I can do with it. So I'll just say sorry

It's like you are arguing with yourself, or the voices in your head...

#22 i think it would be easier to argue with yourself

I guess you could say he was a cat burglar... I'll show myself out

At least you're not one to shoot out of fear

Well.. Take it as a practice. Next time if it does happen and is not your cat. You'll know what to do.

You caught the cat burglar.

This sounds like something that would be in a comedy.

At least you didn't shoot your cat lol

Wow. That's what happens when everyone carry guns. I am so happy I don't live in a country that allows people to run around in their homes in the middle of the night with loaded guns!

He yelled first. he didn't say he shot the cat. nowhere does it say he ran downstairs blindly shooting like a moron.

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