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Pacifiers for everyone! Tonight maybe you'll unconsciously mutter "Here comes the airplane!" and try to feed your husband with an empty hand.

I don't get why this is an fml.

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I don't get why this is an fml.

You subconsciously think your husband is a big baby.

Probably also consciously

I think she is unconsciously trying to tell you to stop crying in your sleep. There is no bogeyman under your bed. She checked twice, remember?

This is the wife saying it....

Yes, I realize that. I was acting as if I was talking to her husband. I guess I didn't get that across very well.

I got it NYM88 :-) and I thought it was great ;-)

Thanks! I guess I should have said it more like this: You should really tell him he needs to stop crying in his sleep and remind him you checked under the bed twice for monsters. But, hey. A little too late, I guess.

Pacifiers for everyone! Tonight maybe you'll unconsciously mutter "Here comes the airplane!" and try to feed your husband with an empty hand.

If this is the biggest thing to say FML about your life is going pretty damn good

Sounds like it's going to be a while before he gets yours in his mouth.

Looks like I'm FML failing again. A pacifier has a nipple, and I was referring to her nipple, saying that she will hold off on sexual contact for being weird. Damn, I have to reassess my life.

Maybe reassess that hairline while you at it ;)

Angle of the picture. I could be immature and make fun of your baby face, nose, shirt, sentential grammar, and mild acne, but the amount of fucks I give are equal to the ones you received on your profile. A lot less than mine. ;))

Dude, get fucking roasted

Is this a good time to mention your name is stormfront and laughing as people realize why I mention it after a quick google search?

I've had many people show me the reference years after I created this account. I used to be obsessed with Star Wars and storm troopers. Storm+Front=Stormfront. I'm not going to change my name, because I know who I am. I feel privileged that you googled me :)

Just laugh it off, you're a mother, just unconscious instinct.

I hate to be that guy but the punctuation in this FML is killing me. It seems to be the bigger issue than sleep silliness.

I read it like old morse code. Today I woke up to my husband chuckling STOP When I asked him what was so funny STOP

I only found one punctuation mistake. She should have put a comma after she asked her husband what he was laughing at. Unfortunately she used a period. She probably used a comma and it autocorrected it.

Must have been snoring and you were dreaming of the baby crying lol

I don't see how this is a big deal. I think I would just laugh if it were me.