Today, I woke up to my husband chuckling. When I asked him what...

By Binkplugged - 5/7/2016 18:01

Today, I woke up to my husband chuckling. When I asked him what was so funny. He told me that during the night I attempted to shove one of the kids' pacifiers in his mouth. I don't remember this, at all. He thinks it's hysterical. I'm not sure what to think. FML

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By ScratchCatPower | 32

#6675643 - Sunday 21 August 2016 15:15

Pacifiers for everyone!

Tonight maybe you'll unconsciously mutter "Here comes the airplane!" and try to feed your husband with an empty hand.

By rorex | 26

#6675639 - Sunday 21 August 2016 15:01

I don't get why this is an fml.

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By rorex | 26

#6675639 - Sunday 21 August 2016 15:01

I don't get why this is an fml.

By mezochan | 29

#6675640 - Sunday 21 August 2016 15:02

You subconsciously think your husband is a big baby.

ericanicole1 | 12

#6676360 - Monday 22 August 2016 20:35

Probably also consciously

By NYM88 | 26

#6675642 - Sunday 21 August 2016 15:11

I think she is unconsciously trying to tell you to stop crying in your sleep. There is no bogeyman under your bed. She checked twice, remember?

Chadica | 17

#6675779 - Sunday 21 August 2016 20:28

This is the wife saying it....

NYM88 | 26

#6675870 - Monday 22 August 2016 0:24

Yes, I realize that. I was acting as if I was talking to her husband. I guess I didn't get that across very well.

fishinpink | 20

#6676044 - Monday 22 August 2016 6:44

I got it NYM88 :-) and I thought it was great ;-)

NYM88 | 26

#6676256 - Monday 22 August 2016 15:43

Thanks! I guess I should have said it more like this:

You should really tell him he needs to stop crying in his sleep and remind him you checked under the bed twice for monsters.

But, hey. A little too late, I guess.

By ScratchCatPower | 32

#6675643 - Sunday 21 August 2016 15:15

Pacifiers for everyone!

Tonight maybe you'll unconsciously mutter "Here comes the airplane!" and try to feed your husband with an empty hand.

By extremereviews | 26

#6675654 - Sunday 21 August 2016 16:08

If this is the biggest thing to say FML about your life is going pretty damn good

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6675664 - Sunday 21 August 2016 16:35

Sounds like it's going to be a while before he gets yours in his mouth.

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#6675799 - Sunday 21 August 2016 21:16

What?

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6675940 - Monday 22 August 2016 2:51

Looks like I'm FML failing again. A pacifier has a nipple, and I was referring to her nipple, saying that she will hold off on sexual contact for being weird. Damn, I have to reassess my life.

Scotth901 | 22

#6675975 - Monday 22 August 2016 4:28

Maybe reassess that hairline while you at it ;)

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6675980 - Monday 22 August 2016 4:33

Angle of the picture. I could be immature and make fun of your baby face, nose, shirt, sentential grammar, and mild acne, but the amount of fucks I give are equal to the ones you received on your profile. A lot less than mine. ;))

_Adog2645 | 24

#6676069 - Monday 22 August 2016 7:35

Dude, get fucking roasted

ZaiopePerSe | 15

#6676252 - Monday 22 August 2016 15:30

Is this a good time to mention your name is stormfront and laughing as people realize why I mention it after a quick google search?

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6676269 - Monday 22 August 2016 16:37

I've had many people show me the reference years after I created this account. I used to be obsessed with Star Wars and storm troopers. Storm+Front=Stormfront. I'm not going to change my name, because I know who I am. I feel privileged that you googled me :)

By HollywoodHitter | 21

#6675684 - Sunday 21 August 2016 17:12

Just laugh it off, you're a mother, just unconscious instinct.

By SixthSinEnvy | 39

#6675686 - Sunday 21 August 2016 17:18

I hate to be that guy but the punctuation in this FML is killing me. It seems to be the bigger issue than sleep silliness.

nix1993 | 41

#6675900 - Monday 22 August 2016 1:40

I read it like old morse code. Today I woke up to my husband chuckling STOP When I asked him what was so funny STOP

laceyleitner98 | 5

#6676027 - Monday 22 August 2016 5:43

I only found one punctuation mistake. She should have put a comma after she asked her husband what he was laughing at. Unfortunately she used a period. She probably used a comma and it autocorrected it.

By blackrose1996 | 11

#6675701 - Sunday 21 August 2016 17:48

Must have been snoring and you were dreaming of the baby crying lol

By pandalover69 | 26

#6675706 - Sunday 21 August 2016 17:59

I don't see how this is a big deal. I think I would just laugh if it were me.