By Anonymous - United States - Scottsdale
  Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML
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  angeluv_2014  |  22

As I was reading, I kept expecting OP's girlfriend to be like "now you know how it feels to bleed from the genitals! Make a period joke now! Mwuhahaha" for some reason.