By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 19:28 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend grinning at me, her hand on my junk. I grinned back, then looked down and saw blood smeared all over her hand and my junk. After I started screaming and crying, she laughed and said it was fake blood. She recorded everything. FML
I agree, your life sucks 74 698
You deserved it 9 826

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Your girlfriend is a bloody genius.

She is pure evil!!! Haha. I hope you won't get any psychological issues from this OP. ;-)


She is pure evil!!! Haha. I hope you won't get any psychological issues from this OP. ;-)

alexwow1 13

He's also going to get 1 million views on youtube

Is it bad that i sorta want to see his reaction on video?

53 - you'll see it when it becomes viral on YouTube

Honestly, if I had woken up to a prank like that- there would be real blood.

IworkAt711 14

Im guessing that it wont be on youtube. Unless his junk isnt visible in the video.

53, I'm in the same boat with you!

As I was reading, I kept expecting OP's girlfriend to be like "now you know how it feels to bleed from the genitals! Make a period joke now! Mwuhahaha" for some reason.

I remember the first time I had fake blood on my junk. Good times..

Good times? What kind of shit are you into?

Ari1337 15

same shit I'm into most likely...

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

some people like it freaky. I don't mind a little entertainment in the bed sometimes. :)

But #20 you have to deal with that shit every month!

MerrikBarbarian 9

30- I assume they meant phobophillia- arousal from being scared, or possibly blood play.

Your girlfriend is a bloody genius.

did you come up with that all by yourself lool

That would be creepy to wake up to.

Starcatch77 20

I think that's the point of the FML...

Yep, I was just agreeing that would be freaky.

I would've been scared more thinking I had a period, but that's me.

What? Men can have periods too??

Hell nah we better not!!! If not I'm late af!!!

I'm sorry but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

56, Women eventually die too...

He means during the time of the period. Its a joke from a comedian but I forget which one.

Manstration of course.

@#98 it's a reference from the South Park movie.

The reaction was probably worth it.

Ari1337 15

yep, that's why she recorded it!

That's just plain evil & cruel. ):

it was a joke, chill! lol

It was a joke, yes, and I would laugh about it later on... after my heart attack...

andits 21

Evil genius!!!! Evil evil evil!!! I'd have nightmares if that happened to me!

You have a penis?

Now I am somewhat of a jokester myself, however, this doesn't seem funny. It's more twisted than anything....