ops roommate has a long way to go!! XD

thank-you! I've tried to tell people that too "I'm not a challenged-cook, I'm a talented- firealaram- setter!"

nice rack

or she should put on ear plugs and shut the fuck up & stop bitching over small stuff. or you just stop giving advice (yeah I know I'm mean but I come here to release my anger & negative feelings so that I can function nicely in the real world) aaah :) feeling better already, thanks for giving me the chance to bully you by posting a stupid comment ^.*

^ weeeiiiirrrirdo..

says the dude taking a picture of himself while grabbing on to his belt.. bet you've got nothing else to grab on ^.^

ruby is my new favorite

37, I'm confused with your logic. How are earplugs going to protect the OP from a fire?!

So she doesn't hear her own screams as she burns to death when the kitchen sets the rest of the house on fire.

Thank you this is exactly what I though!

hehehe greatness.... looks like it's time for a less retarded roomie

At no point does OP mention roomie was of the female species.

well op is female, so most likely her roommate is too.

^^this

many women can't cook.. maybe cuz they're spoiled, busy or have better things to do. I can't cook.. but I can do some mind-blowing things! so yeah, it's normal.

^ I bet you can do more than "mind-blowing"things

Wow, a cerebral blow job. I need me one of those.

Agreed!

XD ^^ you make me laugh so much. :L

you're a retard. being challenged in the kitchen is normal. I once burnt tea! each person is better at some thing and worst at others. like I can't cook but I can do some mind-blowing stuff ^.*

I think what you meant to say was "retard." lol

nope. I think they mean Ruh-tard like in the hangover. dummy

Or rat turd?

wow ##38 seriously...you have to be pretty dumb to burn tea...and we get the point you can do things that involve blowing, but I am starting to believe it's not the blowing of the mind that you're trying to boast

ufff! I have to repeat myself. it's really not that hard to screw up in the kitchen, you can over BBQ the hot dogs or forget them cooking & voila... you've got a screaming fire alarm & a bitching roommate & weirdos like you making dumb comments

#1 how the fuck do you cook with a BBQ (I'm assuming you mean grill) inside? that would set off the smoke alarm itself. #2 why are you such a bitch, op's house has nearly burnt down 4 times. #3 OP FYL seriously get a new roommate, or ban her from the kitchen.

56, screw you! BBQ or grill, I'm not a kitchen person so whatever you asshole... & maybe OP is a douche bag just like you so (setting off a smoke alarm for few minutes meant house on fire for her).. & finally, don't ever talk to me that way, you motherfucker dickhead!

Ruby you sound like a Dick a.k.a. my current roommate. Go bitch at someone else or get a life.

^Agreed. FML isn't here to let you bitch at people. it's to share stories that will get a chuckle out of other people.

But, the stories ruby has shared have made me chuckle. :D