#1 and #2 fail at life. Sounds like revenge is in order. Also, I hope you checked to see if she stole anything from the garage. Edit: I did not click the reply button. What the heck?

Course you didnt....... YOU FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WIN + 5 O and THIRDE!!!!!

Come on do you think he was expecting that when he broke up with her? :|

I don't agree that YDI--she sounds completely f'ing bananas-- but this comment (36) is full of win.

this FML screams "drug addict"

-hello police I would like to sue my ex for destruction of property and breaking and entering-

First? Hardly. How do you feel about this failure?

ure 2nd :D

If he was home, I reckon the raving bitch would had gotten a broken jaw for her trouble.

yes I know I spelt "Restraining" wrong I am working on homework and had the keyboard in front my textbook which is also in front of me, so its not exactly easy. :-/

His car was in the garage... I'm deducing that he was home - otherwise he car wouldn't have been there.

Ah "I woke up" which means he was sleeping, I dont get how you dont hear shit like that happening..

It's really not that hard to believe. She may have broken a window and gotten in that way without making too much noise.

Have her arrested for vandalism.

This. Call the cops and get her psycho ass locked up. Get a restraining order and file against her for what she did.

agree. i usually dont like lawsuits but this is definitely valid

Yes, definitely prosecute her bitchy ass!

You say that "fucking crazy bitches do what they want but hurt other people in the process make alot of problems in the world" THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS REVENGE?! Revenge is worse. You know how many war wouldnt have happened if someone had the balls to say" Fine you suck, but Oh well." And Getting revenge would help who? What if this crazy fucking bitch gets more apeshit and does worse things, and he does it when does it actually end? besides revenge is a dish best served cold aka COPS!

#1 & #2 obviously care. Who are you to tell #4 to shut up?!? It makes you look like a whining pussy. Take the psycho b!tch to court?!? Ya, that'll go over well with her... NOT!!!

Uh oh, the comment police are here and they brought the WHAAAmbulance along with them! Someone must have called whine one one in here!

was that meant to be funny? or are you autistic?

O.o are u calling the OP hot?

Aha thats funny

I do not recognize this mystic notion of "Karma" you keep on talking about. In the universe where I live, PEOPLE see to people who screw them over. Karma's not a bitch, people are bitches.

Don't forget the gays! Sorry—that was awful—I should keep mum about such things ;)

i've never done that, or anyone else that i know. must not be a southern ontario thing...

We do? I didn't know that. I'm from Southern Ontario...

I mean, mum would be the correct term, I think, because "mum" originated from "chrysanthemum" (the flower). :)

We say mum in Australia

Captain Obvious was here! :D