FML : Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him,...

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Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By speechless / Saturday 13 July 2013 14:32 / United States - Mitchell

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By softrally | 15

#5578606 - Saturday 13 July 2013 18:45

What drawer was he intending to pee into? O.o

By _GoodGuy | 11

#5578607 - Saturday 13 July 2013 18:45

That would "piss" me off.

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By softrally | 15

#5578606 - Saturday 13 July 2013 18:45

What drawer was he intending to pee into? O.o

Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#5578656 - Saturday 13 July 2013 19:07

Obviously the pants drawer so he can piss his pants.

Horsempeg | 25

#5578810 - Saturday 13 July 2013 21:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

graceinsheepwear | 33

#5578858 - Saturday 13 July 2013 22:19

24, he did piss his drawers.

By _GoodGuy | 11

#5578607 - Saturday 13 July 2013 18:45

That would "piss" me off.

Athleticism | 11

#5578691 - Saturday 13 July 2013 19:34

That pun was used a couple thousand times about 2 FMLs ago.

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5578695 - Saturday 13 July 2013 19:39

I don't know why people don't say peed instead of pissed. No one ever says "that must of really peed you off", so it's original.

Athleticism | 11

#5578709 - Saturday 13 July 2013 19:50

I think you just started something sir.

bacincheeseburge | 9

#5578796 - Saturday 13 July 2013 21:05

#41 Because if you say "that really peed me off", people will think you are saying "P'ed me off". Like a shortened form as in "Ef you", or "shut the Ef up".

Athleticism | 11

#5578818 - Saturday 13 July 2013 21:30

Would you rather us say, "You urinate the crap out of me."?

marcranger | 28

#5578868 - Saturday 13 July 2013 22:40

Considering that sounds like some kind of unorthodox enema, 65, I'd certainly rather not phrase it that way!

Epickiller | 19

#5578982 - Sunday 14 July 2013 0:41

Sounds like urine a pissy situation.

By RivetingTaleChap | 6

#5578608 - Saturday 13 July 2013 18:45

I reckon he's looking for Narnia.

rich443 | 22

#5578658 - Saturday 13 July 2013 19:10

that would be if he pissed in wardrobe

gracehi | 31

#5578751 - Saturday 13 July 2013 20:29

So he can pee on it? Unwise. Azlan's not a fellow you want to piss off.

By SaveCowEatCarrot | 14

#5578609 - Saturday 13 July 2013 18:45

Well, you know what they say OP. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

ImAFaker | 29

#5578747 - Saturday 13 July 2013 20:25

Well, she can beat him. Just get out the baseball bat...

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5578773 - Saturday 13 July 2013 20:42

And if the baseball bat doesn't work she could always use her hand.. Haha.

Olympiakos10 | 15

#5578856 - Saturday 13 July 2013 22:14

Hahahaha 56 that was so funny! Now leave...and never post another comment on FML...

Pwn17 | 25

#5578865 - Saturday 13 July 2013 22:36

5 Are you seriously suggesting that she pee in the drawer with him?

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5578913 - Saturday 13 July 2013 23:14

Relax pal, it was a comment gone wrong. You can shove your self entitlement right up your ass, next to where your head must be.

iAlissa | 34

#5579719 - Sunday 14 July 2013 13:57

75, that was a dick comment. Toot toot, all aboard the douche train ._.

By JasonUMN | 15

#5578610 - Saturday 13 July 2013 18:46

Well, urine for a treat when he wakes up tomorrow.

threer | 30

#5579725 - Sunday 14 July 2013 14:07

Overused much?

By phoughto | 5

#5578611 - Saturday 13 July 2013 18:46

Would you have preferred the bed stand?

arsenicalhumor | 30

#5578671 - Saturday 13 July 2013 19:20

How about the candle holder?

By PimpdaddyCJT | 13

#5578613 - Saturday 13 July 2013 18:46

Is there ever a wrong drawer when no drawer is right?

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#5579370 - Sunday 14 July 2013 6:22

miiiinnddd fuuuucck lol

PimpdaddyCJT | 13

#5579580 - Sunday 14 July 2013 10:54

That's what I was going for

threer | 30

#5579730 - Sunday 14 July 2013 14:08

Um, yes. That's not a mindfuck at all. If none of them are right, all of them are wrong. There is a wrong drawer.

By Jac_d_ipper | 10

#5578614 - Saturday 13 July 2013 18:46

I reckon his top drawer is MT.

By Treveyon56 | 14

#5578616 - Saturday 13 July 2013 18:46

Well........ sucks for you. Next time hide all the beer in the house and his wallet so he can't buy more.

lilhellian | 26

#5578664 - Saturday 13 July 2013 19:14

Right, create trust issues and break apart a family. The beer isn't the issue, the issue is moderation.

punkyboy | 11

#5578674 - Saturday 13 July 2013 19:23

Wow that is way to far especially the part about taking away all the money from his wallet. For all we know this could be a one night thing. If not she should have a talk with him about drinking In moderation

joleigh | 6

#5578690 - Saturday 13 July 2013 19:34

I think this would create more problems than fix anything. If someone took my money trying to "help" I'd feel the need to bitch slap them.

By Omniprism | 14

#5578617 - Saturday 13 July 2013 18:46

That's hilarious. I've had to redirect someone from from closet to the bathroom before and I've heard of some crazy stories about people peeing in places.