Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML
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softrally
| 15
What drawer was he intending to pee into? O.o
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_GoodGuy
| 11
That would "piss" me off.
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softrally
| 15
What drawer was he intending to pee into? O.o
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Warmonger_Smurf
| 29
Obviously the pants drawer so he can piss his pants.
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Horsempeg
| 25
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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graceinsheepwear
| 33
24, he did piss his drawers.
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_GoodGuy
| 11
That would "piss" me off.
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Athleticism
| 11
That pun was used a couple thousand times about 2 FMLs ago.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
I don't know why people don't say peed instead of pissed. No one ever says "that must of really peed you off", so it's original.
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Athleticism
| 11
I think you just started something sir.
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bacincheeseburge
| 9
#41 Because if you say "that really peed me off", people will think you are saying "P'ed me off". Like a shortened form as in "Ef you", or "shut the Ef up".
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Athleticism
| 11
Would you rather us say, "You urinate the crap out of me."?
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marcranger
| 28
Considering that sounds like some kind of unorthodox enema, 65, I'd certainly rather not phrase it that way!
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Epickiller
| 19
Sounds like urine a pissy situation.
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RivetingTaleChap
| 6
I reckon he's looking for Narnia.
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rich443
| 22
that would be if he pissed in wardrobe
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gracehi
| 31
So he can pee on it? Unwise. Azlan's not a fellow you want to piss off.
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SaveCowEatCarrot
| 14
Well, you know what they say OP. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
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ImAFaker
| 29
Well, she can beat him. Just get out the baseball bat...
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
And if the baseball bat doesn't work she could always use her hand.. Haha.
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Olympiakos10
| 15
Hahahaha 56 that was so funny! Now leave...and never post another comment on FML...
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Pwn17
| 25
5 Are you seriously suggesting that she pee in the drawer with him?
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
Relax pal, it was a comment gone wrong. You can shove your self entitlement right up your ass, next to where your head must be.
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iAlissa
| 34
75, that was a dick comment. Toot toot, all aboard the douche train ._.
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JasonUMN
| 15
Well, urine for a treat when he wakes up tomorrow.
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threer
| 30
Overused much?
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phoughto
| 5
Would you have preferred the bed stand?
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arsenicalhumor
| 30
How about the candle holder?
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PimpdaddyCJT
| 13
Is there ever a wrong drawer when no drawer is right?
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1PersonIsMyWorld
| 22
miiiinnddd fuuuucck lol
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PimpdaddyCJT
| 13
That's what I was going for
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threer
| 30
Um, yes. That's not a mindfuck at all. If none of them are right, all of them are wrong. There is a wrong drawer.
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Jac_d_ipper
| 10
I reckon his top drawer is MT.
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Treveyon56
| 14
Well........ sucks for you. Next time hide all the beer in the house and his wallet so he can't buy more.
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lilhellian
| 26
Right, create trust issues and break apart a family. The beer isn't the issue, the issue is moderation.
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punkyboy
| 11
Wow that is way to far especially the part about taking away all the money from his wallet. For all we know this could be a one night thing. If not she should have a talk with him about drinking In moderation
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joleigh
| 6
I think this would create more problems than fix anything. If someone took my money trying to "help" I'd feel the need to bitch slap them.
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Omniprism
| 14
That's hilarious. I've had to redirect someone from from closet to the bathroom before and I've heard of some crazy stories about people peeing in places.
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AshleyScruggs
| 14
Yeah, I heard of one guy who likes to piss on his dad's car.