By Hakimstah - / Saturday 21 April 2012 17:38 / Lebanon
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  melikesfml  |  11

You could stick a porcupine quill up her vagina to wake her up one morning. What goes in doesn't always come out.

  LolFMLnot  |  10

Thats dangerous still, she could hurt him with scissors by accident. But she does have a good sense of humor.

  fromthesuck  |  8

Well good thing she was prepared for your reaction. Could have been a different story if your screams scared her. That's why penises aren't meant only to be played with responsibly

  EyesofStone  |  27

Yep, autocorrect. That's what they all say.


I fucking hate your guts, go die in a hole. Sorry autocorrect, I meant hi.

  bizarre_ftw  |  21

See, everyone's opinion is that op's first action should be to run, but see I think his first action should be to get his dick out of the line of fire, but let's go ahead in do it your way and see how running with blades directly on his stick goes *sits back and watches*
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  arealwarrior  |  0

Make sure when he dumps her she doesn't have scissors near by or we may read another fml "today, my psycho ex who though it would be funny to hold my nether regions betweens scissors cut my junk off when I broke up with her for holding my junk between said scissors.fml"

  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Unless, you know, it's always been his dream to be the last living eunuch
I mean, that other guy is old, he'll croak eventually, then you're all right and good

(given I've seen people misunderstand more obvious, I'm gonna mention right here and now that this is a joke)

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