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By Hakimstah - / Saturday 21 April 2012 17:38 / Lebanon
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Well good thing she was prepared for your reaction. Could have been a different story if your screams scared her. That's why penises aren't meant only to be played with responsibly

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More like the face or i wud have used my feet to push her off at the shouldersand i would be in fight mode.. Waiting for her to explain herself-.-

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FYL and now FML I'm guna have nightmares D: I'm psychosomatic. I feel pain when I think it :(( pain LOL....... X.X

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Yeah, autocorrect can be blamed. You can type hell, but if you don't think about it, you'll get stuck with he'll.

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Well my IPhone is epic. Yours is one of those unique ones; you know..... The ones they bring back from the dead. Refurb...is..hed.

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My moms friend sent me a text saying, "Ilubu" so I typed, "Ilubumore" my iPhone sent: I'll lubricate you more Yeah... That was awkward.

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14 comments later isn't really "beat"ing you to it, more like winning and leisurely waiting for you to catch up

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what's she gonna say? "Haha you cried like a little girl when I had blades an inch away from your crotch!"?

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See, everyone's opinion is that op's first action should be to run, but see I think his first action should be to get his dick out of the line of fire, but let's go ahead in do it your way and see how running with blades directly on his stick goes *sits back and watches* -brought to you by OverThinkingIt Inc.-

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Waking up to find your penis in between two scissor blades? Fuck ya, she's one CRAZY bitch..

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Make sure when he dumps her she doesn't have scissors near by or we may read another fml "today, my psycho ex who though it would be funny to hold my nether regions betweens scissors cut my junk off when I broke up with her for holding my junk between said scissors.fml"

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Unless, you know, it's always been his dream to be the last living eunuch I mean, that other guy is old, he'll croak eventually, then you're all right and good (given I've seen people misunderstand more obvious, I'm gonna mention right here and now that this is a joke)

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