FML : Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping...

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 9 May 2014 22:03 / South Africa

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By tumtum888 | 12

#5940197 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:14

You need to get to the bottom of this. Who flushed that toilet?

By ChristianH39 | 30

#5940202 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:14

Oh god I'm sorry. What is seen cannot be unseen

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By Candissimo | 13

#5940192 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:12

That's probably the worst feeling

thatisaWIN | 5

#5940245 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:29

Worse than orange juice right after brushing your teeth?

LeFrogDog | 27

#5940295 - Saturday 10 May 2014 6:04

Worse than stepping on a lego?

xlord | 27

#5940312 - Saturday 10 May 2014 6:23

Worse than being drugged and finding yourself front row at a Justin Bieber concert?

Demig0d6 | 14

#5940329 - Saturday 10 May 2014 6:50

Or your nipples being electrocuted on a sunny day at the beach?

strykerthezombie | 7

#5940338 - Saturday 10 May 2014 7:00

That actually sounds nice

PewDiePie_Lover | 14

#5940341 - Saturday 10 May 2014 7:11

#28 its kinky XD

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5940401 - Saturday 10 May 2014 9:05

#27, I thought everyone spent their sunny days like that.

Candissimo | 13

#5940459 - Saturday 10 May 2014 11:43

How did that get so many negative thumbs down? oh well You guys are right those are horrible feelings also.

Crofty92 | 17

#5940774 - Saturday 10 May 2014 20:05

Looks like people hate you. I'm sorry but the internet has spoken.

By tumtum888 | 12

#5940197 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:14

You need to get to the bottom of this. Who flushed that toilet?

pimrol | 16

#5940487 - Saturday 10 May 2014 13:12

and also was she hot?

BootheGhost | 6

#5940689 - Saturday 10 May 2014 18:04

Incest is not always wincest...

False_Stupidity | 41

#5940908 - Sunday 11 May 2014 0:14

Hot?, she was scalded!

MondRubberduck | 24

#5974153 - Friday 13 June 2014 15:55

I think it´s wierd that thei watertemperatur changes when somenone flushes

By DedicatedNova | 13

#5940198 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:14

Bet that was a nice sight. FYL OP.

kjack49044 | 18

#5940232 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:20

Maybe if it was anyone besides his sister.

thatisaWIN | 5

#5940239 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:26

Sarcasm doesn't make this comment anyless creepy...

sparty48910 | 5

#5941043 - Sunday 11 May 2014 3:19

Yea! Like his grandma!

By ChristianH39 | 30

#5940202 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:14

Oh god I'm sorry. What is seen cannot be unseen

By ilmanator | 7

#5940203 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:14

Lol that's quite the awkward situation.

By briggsopposed | 8

#5940215 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:16

Well atleast you know she's okay

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5940404 - Saturday 10 May 2014 9:09

yeah, at least he cared enough to check it out.

By IllestRated | 17

#5940218 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:16

Too much cartoons?

By jsp16 | 24

#5940221 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:17

Bet you screamed louder at the sight of seeing your sister nude.

By buzzboy2389 | 13

#5940225 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:18

We'll you got to see boobs so that's a plus

cyanidesandwich | 20

#5940230 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:19

Redneck of the year award goes too...

ChristianH39 | 30

#5940235 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:23

I really hope you have no sisters.

OysterPearls | 33

#5940305 - Saturday 10 May 2014 6:18

Or any female relatives...

Crofty92 | 17

#5940776 - Saturday 10 May 2014 20:10

Or the ability to reproduce at all.

By PenguinBitch | 43

#5940237 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:25

It could have been worse, Norman Bates might have killed her!

EdenCrystal | 21

#5940264 - Saturday 10 May 2014 5:38

Way to think positively, Penguin. Gold sticker for you!

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