FML : Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of...

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Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of trash next to the front door and showed it no mercy. After I'd recovered and cleaned up, Mom asked if I'd seen the bag with her tax materials. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By caramelkarma - / Wednesday 15 April 2009 19:47 / United States

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By castnerinho | 0

#114499 - Thursday 16 April 2009 01:17

damn. still. your mom needs to find a better place to put her tax stuff. In a "bag of trash"? not sure bout that lol

By may_cause_fail | 0

#114496 - Thursday 16 April 2009 01:17

Good luck crashing on mom's couch next time you get drunk. :D

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By may_cause_fail | 0

#114496 - Thursday 16 April 2009 01:17

Good luck crashing on mom's couch next time you get drunk. :D

By castnerinho | 0

#114499 - Thursday 16 April 2009 01:17

damn. still. your mom needs to find a better place to put her tax stuff. In a "bag of trash"? not sure bout that lol

By Slickus | 0

#114505 - Thursday 16 April 2009 01:19

What the hell is her stuff doing in something that resembles a trash bag anyway? lol

By vee_baby | 0

#114524 - Thursday 16 April 2009 01:22

Awe, I felt bad after reading that last sentence.. but that "show it no mercy" part made me laugh :)

By esagalyn | 0

#114549 - Thursday 16 April 2009 01:25

Oh, man. This is a total FHL - if I had a kid who puked on my tax forms the day before Tax Day I would ship him off to boarding school.

By andy_fml_fml | 0

#114556 - Thursday 16 April 2009 01:27

BUY YOUR MOTHER A NEW BAG TO KEEP HER TAXES IN. gawd who keeps taxes in a garbage bag.. and kudos to you for haivng a hangover on your moms couch LMFAO :) poor lady. bound to regret having you ;)

By ibaneziceman | 0

#114564 - Thursday 16 April 2009 01:29

Who puts their tax forms in a trash bag??

By Kickinchicken213 | 3

#114576 - Thursday 16 April 2009 01:31

Taxes Schmaxes... send a letter of apology to the Government and move on. :P don't you wish it were that simple though? It'd be even more funny if she went to jail for tax evasion because of your shenanigans.